The Twelfth Day of Larrymas

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  1. ShutUpSitDown

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    On The Twelfth Day of Larrymas
    The Lawyer gave to me

    Twelve Jobbers Jobbing
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    Eleven Roddy Pipers
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    The Ten Lords of Wrestling
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    Nine Ladies Dancing
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    Eight J-Cup Titles
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    The TV Title Best of Seven
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    The World Six Man Champions
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    Five Olympic Rings!
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    Four Horsemen
    Three Freebirds
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    Two Tag Team Straps
    And a briefcase marked M-I-T-B!
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    SHUT THE FUCK UP
     
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  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    gotta admit, thats fucking creative right there
     
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    not a real jobber list without:
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  5. ShutUpSitDown

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    I could have went twenty deep. Some notables not to make the list:

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  6. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern VANILLA MIDGET

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    Say that to his face tough guy!!!!!!!
     
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    Wow....Barry O. I guess he used to get things for Pat Patterson from the lower shelves all of the time, from what I've heard......
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    Also this cat
     
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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I wouldn't do that I am nice

    I HAVE FUN WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE
     
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    SlinkyNeckStern VANILLA MIDGET

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    I just noticed that Kurt Angle has the face of a black man. Maybe that plays a part into why HHH doesn't like him.
     
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    He's working. Guy lives the gimmick.

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    [​IMG]
    Steve Lombardi
    The Brooklyn Brawler
    Abe Knuckleball Schwartz
     
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    I specifically did not include Lombardi because he got a push for five minutes. Same with this guy:
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    Hey, BH was a belt holder in Florida, where he was known as Jack "The Stretcher" Hart. I mean, it was the Florida belt and he lost it to Kendall Windham, who weighed a buck thirty five, but nevertheless.
     
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    Fuck my dick that looks good
     
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    That's the trouble I had with NWA jobbers. at one time or the other all the Nelson Royals and Joey Maggses of the world held some Mid Atlantic Jr. Heavyweight strap or had a six week run chasing Sam Houston for it on the Saturday morning show.
     
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    Off menu iggy at JITB. Part of their after 9pm Munchie Menu. Tack on two tacos and a drink for six bucks.
     
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    Nelson Royal was the world Jr. Heavyweight Champion for more than just a coffee break though. Gordon Solie loved that cat.
     
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    To maximize oral sex, it is worth paying attention to what food you eat. Foods such as kiwi, celery, and pineapple can make genital secretion sweet. Dairy products, meat, and alcohol are generally thought to worsen the taste
     
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    talking to yourself can be a sign of mental illness.
     
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    so can being a fins fan :dontknow:
     
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