The Ugly App said this guy is better looking that this guy

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Apr 25, 2012.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    According to the Ugly App, Kelly Ripa show producer, Gelman is better looking than....
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    Mario Lopez.....he was hosting with Kelly today
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    it's science
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    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    well yea :dontknow:
     
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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Two things about that bullshit app. First, the guy said that it does not take into consideration facial hair, just facial structure. If you have a beard or mustache how the fuck can it tell what your facial structure is? Two, this app is just a 21st century version of the old X-Ray glasses that you could buy from the back of a comic book.
     
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    My god this app maker is a genius

    Both the show and online keep discussing the app as if it means or does jack shit except make the app maker more money
     
  6. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Crap, I think I bought those things way back when!!
     
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    Was anyone else on Ronnie's side? The whole App is fake imo. Perhaps it just generates random numbers.
     
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    If those douchebags hadn't overdone it with "Beth has a 90-something", then I might have believed Ronnie's score. But the Beth bullshit was just way too over-the-top.
     
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    I was going to buy the app, but I purchased the pet rock app instead. I think I got a more useful app.
     
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    When I bought my house it came with a built-in Ugly App, it's called the bathroom mirror.
     
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    Remember, according to this app, Beth scored a 92/100. Do we really need anymore discussion or justification for what a piece of shit this thing is????
     
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    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    Exactly.

    If that app is all about facial symmetry, how does someone with a long face and wonky eye score so high?
     
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    CaptainTouch New Member Banned User

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    This thread is gay.

    Don't make me punch you in the ovary and ship you off to whore island.

    Ron Burgandy... I salute thee.
     
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    "That just happened"
     
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    Bro its a paid appearance. You really think its a coincidence the app maker just comes in right on schedule to "follow up" about all the money its made and that Howard is so interested.

    When you buy advertisement time with the show they will try to upsell a paid "guest appearance" to promote the product at a very substantial pricepoint. Funny when you consider he used to mock this type of stealth marketing and product placement (remember him yapping about Drew Barrymore going on Letterman saying 'velveeta' and how "cheap" it was)

    Don't tell me this is news to you guys. Howard doesn't get out of bed without getting a cut of it.
     
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