THE UGLY METER

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  1. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/bGK4MtspAKc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


    I suspect this video has already been shared here, but it's worth a re-look. SOOO funny. Some of the highlights:

    The inventor of the app earning his appearance by claiming he scanned Beef and she received the highest score EVER - even higher than Angelina Jolie. I strongly suspect Gary urged him to praise Beef's looks if Wiggy brought up her name and he didn't make the decision to kiss Wiggy's ass on his own. Right after, he scans Wiggy and talks about how long faces are considered less attractive and the importance of eye and mouth size in relation to the rest of the face. I repeat, RIGHT after he claimed Beef was the best looking women ever according to this app which is all about measuring proportion and symmetry, he talked about how eye and mouth size being off can cause a low score. Beth O'Picassoface would make an app like this explode.

    The same guy then proceeded to fuck with Wiggy the rest of the time saying things like- " It ( the app) is going to accuse me of scanning Toucan Sam! (while scanning Wiggy)" and after announcing JD's score -- 52 -- trying to make Wiggy, who got a 34, feel better by saying " Hey, 52 isn't really a good score." And after Wiggy kept whining that everyone's scores were better than his saying/sighing " I knew this was going to happen. I should have scanned YOU last."

    Even though I know proportion symmetry DO matter in terms of beauty, I'm not sure how accurate this particular app is. Wiggy sure took it seriously though. He kept saying, WHINING really, " Robin, I'm better looking than these guys! I am!" like 50 times. It sounds like he's almost ready to cry. Poor Wiggy.

    "If she (Beef) beat Angelina Joe-LAY, she's on her way!" On her way to what? Another failed cable tv show?

    After repeatedly claiming the app was " Bullshit !" because everyone's scores were higher than his, Robin needled him " It was accurate for Beth though, wasn't it?"
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    U-g-l-y

    You ugly...u-g-l-y :dance:
     
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    Brokenbad Well-Known Member

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    The app was just jealous.
     
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  5. StRyDeRxX

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    Fixed...
     
  6. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Thanks. How the hell do you embed a video? I know, I'm a puter tard, but I really don't know how.
     
  7. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Use the share button on Youtube.
     
  8. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    LOL I did that!
     
  9. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    It just pasted the link, not the video.
     
  10. Rob0729

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    It's really pathetic how everyone on the show have had to basically talk about how beautiful and wonderful Beth is.

    If the app worked like they claimed it did, there is no way Beth could get the highest score possible.
     
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    this guy is on vine. i always see his videos. in every one with the cat he tries to make nice and kiss it, SAME REACTION. takes his fucking head off :jj:
     
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    i never heard this bit but i guess i'll give Howard a bit of credit for actually participating and not rigging it to get better results. I'm surprised he'd do this.

    if only he had down the IQ test.
     
  13. Jayla

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    Of course not. It's all about symmetry and proportion, two thing Beef, um, struggles with.
     
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    Not to mention an unusually long face.
     
  15. Jayla

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    No, he didn't seem to rig his results, but it's VERY clear someone told the guy to rig Beef's. A 92? Better looking than Angelina Joe-LAY? MMMKAY. And he WHINED throughout - " I know I'm better looking than that guy, Robin!" after every result.