The UK's war on porn continues

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    The UK just outlawed the following acts from being filmed in the UK...
    Keep in mind these are the same old men that were raping children and downloading child porn



    Spanking

    Caning

    Aggressive whipping

    Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

    Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

    Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

    Female ejaculation

    Strangulation

    Facesitting

    Fisting



     
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    Urolagnia?

    I think I had that at the Olive Garden.
     
  3. chapped

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    I hear they have a never ending Urolagnia plate
     
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    Great Britain and Europe in general doesn't believe in free speech.
     
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    the people do.. the politicians don't... people shouldn't confuse the two
     
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    Everybody knows that any water sports porn not done by the Germans is amateur any how, so no big loss there.
     
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    tats├Ąchlich!

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    So I guess that episode of family affair where Jody tries to get Uncle Bill to spank him is now banned?
     
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    Enjoy you crusty wankers!

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    The Danes allow lots of stuff, including animal pron. The Germans are kinked-up beyond belief. Without good pron, how is anyone in the UK gonna get out of bed in the morning - it sure as hell isn't for the food!
     
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    No facesitting? WTFF?!?!
     
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    I don't believe that to be true. Obviously people and governments don't hold the same values but free speech in this country has been internalized by the population more than any another country.
     
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    It that famous British denture ... I don't blame them

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    well i do... when was the last time you went to Europe?
     
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    Free speech is alive and well here in the UK. All the ragheads in London are allowed to protest in the streets with extremely offensive signs aloft.
     
  17. Big Bad Booey

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    Thats Ozzy right?
     
  18. Beths Arab

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    Its really tasty with some ground Parmesan.:whistle:
     
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    The feminists will say that includes a penis.
     
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    Haven't been and irreverent. A good starting point for understanding free speech in England is reading about their defamation laws.