The ultimate design thread.

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    This thread is simple, design the ultimate anything. Think up something new or expand on something already submitted.
     
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    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    The ultimate form of administering the death penalty:

    the condemned is led to a chamber with four glass walls and a very tall ceiling. Two walls have 1-way mirrors. The other two walls have an absolutely stunning view of the landscape.

    as soon as he is let in, his last meal is on the table and ready for him to eat. The door locks behind him and then nothing. An hour in, and a noose descends from the ceiling, with a control pendant. From then, we wait.

    the condemned is given ample time to realize that he is to take his own life, in any means he deems fit. The one way mirrors let victims families look on in enjoyment while the condemned has to watch the events fold out upon him. The landscape is a thin of absolute beauty to make them want to live. The pendant has an up and a down button to let them attempt the act as many times as they want, and the food/water doesn't get moved until the deed is done.

    once the deed is done, a floor grate opens and sprinklers rinse everything down a drain & wash the corpse of the shit/piss that's likely there.

    Rinse, repeat
     
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    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    I just designed a stupid thread killer button for use on forums
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    I had an idea for a laundry machine that automatically drops the clothes down into a dryer below it and starts the drying process. Someone told me this exists but i've never seen one.
     
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    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    The ultimate pizza:

    store bought pizza dough, room temp & proofed. Spread on cookie sheet. Top with one can kitchen style ground-peeled tomatoes, shake of oregano and shredded mozzarella. Bake at 500 for 4 mins, spin, repeat.
     
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    i dont understand why they can blow heat into the same washing compartment.
    they make more selling 2 units is why they dont design an all in 1
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    That sounds good I want one!

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    Back when tape cassettes were all the rage I thought it would be cool if you could record the radio on a car stereo...
     
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    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    The ultimate ponzi scheme:

    build a ccareer
    convince your boss to move to the company you want to work for
    have your boss hire you and give you a huge pay package, tons of vacation, lets you write you own job description, builds you a private work area and puts it all in a very favorable contract.
    Don't read the contract.
    State clearly, often and as publicly as possible why working Fridays is mmandatory
    take all Fridays off.
    Repeat for thuradays
    comvince audience to support illegal sec activities
    get a second job
    use second job to piss on first job
    take random Mondays and Wednesdays off
    use subordinates to provide parallel value streams via book deals with heavy kickback
    take vacation
    brag about how hard you work.
     
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    pontius pilot #TeahmGandhiStarver VIP

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    come on elias! :cmon:
     
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    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm buying a ge washer and dryer (2 units, not 1) but the washer has an "overnight dry" feature that basically spins slowly all night. The whirlpool option has a fan that blows over the washer. The blend into one unit is coming sometime not too distantly.
     
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    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Hahahahahahahaha