The unfiltered Saloon Song parody thread

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  1. PiggyMohammad

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    The thread for Song Parodies, without Wiggy censoring them.
    Feel free to post some about any Stern or Saloon related subject.


    A shit show, running on its pumps.
    Big fat yappin' cunt, with 2 enormous lumps.
    Not meaning tits or ass, on this humongous hag.
    Its Robins tumour mass, and yellow pissing bag.

    Its burning too.

    Shes got to feel it when she walks, oh oh no
    Shes dead inside from Howards talks, oh oh no

    And she want and she need
    And she lust, her own show
    And she want and she need
    And she lust her own show.


    [video=youtube;ecFPU--vvf0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecFPU--vvf0[/video]

    (Get healthy soon you crazy cackling loony)
     
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  2. PiggyMohammad

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    Just got home from Lima. Ate some ayahuasca
    Got to sit down, take a rest in my cage.
    Gunt has grown to double size, Pretty soon I realize

    Piss piss piss drippin' out my black hole.

    There's a horse doing cartwheels, A stork is getting new teeth.
    Look at all the boring fuckers, yappin' on the air.
    Howards secret hairline, filling up the airtime.

    Piss piss piss drippin' out my black hole.

    Langford, Lange and Jokeman, has left the sinking ship.
    No more shocking jock, just beer can cock.
    Doo, doo doo doo doo
    A show without some humour and my only friend's a tumour.

    Piss piss piss drippin' out my black hole.

    [video=youtube;Aae_RHRptRg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aae_RHRptRg[/video]
     
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    I'm bringing monkey back
    Both Sal & Richard knows I will attack!
    If barely legal you will tongue my crack.
    I sucked a cock for chocolate, lucky fag.

    Take em' to the teeth

    Giant teeth
    You see my mouth and you just can't believe.
    My Boff went out on a big spending spree.
    Humongous teeth was what my Boff achieved.


    Take em' to the chorus .........

    [video=youtube;XAgS_l_fdS8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAgS_l_fdS8[/video]
     
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  4. ElRexican

    ElRexican Well-Known Member VIP

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    Are you gonna record them for us? Do a shitty job even... it'll be fun and funny.
     
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    Ralph singing to Howard........ (Lyrics in next post down)

    "Somebody That I Used To Blow" by Gotye


    [video=youtube;8UVNT4wvIGY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY[/video]
     
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  6. Brokenbad

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    Somebody That I used To Blow
    (Ralph/Howard)


    Now and then I think of when we were together
    Like when you said you felt so happy you could die
    I told myself that you were right for me
    But felt so lonely in your company
    But that was love and it's an ache I still remember

    You can get addicted to a certain kinda sadness
    Like resignation to the end, always the end
    So when we found that we could not make sense
    Well you said that we would still be friends
    But I'll admit that I was glad that it was over

    But you didn't have to cut me off
    Make it like it never happened and that we were nothing
    I don't even need your love, but you treat me like a stranger
    And that feels so rough

    No, you didn't have to stoop so low
    Have your friends collect your records
    And then change your number
    Guess that I don't need that though
    Now you're just somebody that I used to BLOW

    Now you're just somebody that I used to BLOW
    Now you're just somebody that I used to BLOW

    Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over
    But had me believin it was always something that I'd done

    But I don't wanna live that way
    Reading into every word you say
    You said that you could let it go
    And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to BLOW-oh-oh

    But you didn't have cut me off
    Make it like it never happened and that we were nothing (oh)
    I don't even need your love, but you treat me like a stranger
    and that feels so rough

    (oh)

    No, you didn't have to stoop so low
    Have your friends collect you records
    And then change your number (oh)
    Guess that I don't need that though
    Now you're just somebody that I used to BLOW

    Somebody that I used to BLOW
    Somebody (now your just somebody that I used to BLOW)
    That I used to BLOW
    Somebody that I used to BLOW
    Somebody (somebody) (now your just somebody that I used to BLOW)
    That I used to BLOW

    I used to BLOW
    That I used to BLOW
    I used to BLOW
    Somebody
     
  7. PiggyMohammad

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    I wish I had the courage to do it. It would definitely be shitty :shit: I have a beer can cawk thick scandinavian accent :D
     
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    Goodbye show, goodbye show.

    Got a "beard" like David Spade and Billy Jo..o..o...oel
    Pretty soon she'll also host the Top Chef sho..o..o..ow
    Get cats, wank off, stay at home, while I'm gettin' boned and blown, she said
    Met a man introduced by Berry Fa..a..a.ce
    Blew his giant throbbin' pecker next to every fireplace
    Chimneyville's got 40 thats a lot of sucking off to do that day.

    There's a GAY MAN waiting in my car
    Ronnie cannot see him,
    'cause his bi-focals reach a yard
    There's a GAY MAN waiting in my car
    I'd want my fans to meet him.
    But Buchwald thinks I've gone to far
    He told me:
    You can have your secrets
    Wigs and phony Chic-lets
    In secret suck that beer can cock.

    Beth walked in, like a wind, while my mouth was full of goo
    Had wild sex and my wig was loosing lots of glue
    "Hey Wiggy Stern, now you learn that will cost you a million or two"
    I told my wife I will comply to almost every thing
    Any time go see Katie Lee and do some hot scissoring
    Please dont tell NBC I'm the whole worlds gayest fairy King.

    There's a GAY MAN waiting in my car
    I'd like to go and blow him
    But my guest is Jaimie Farr
    There's a GAY MAN waiting in my car
    When the show is over
    We will fuck the whole gay bar
    He told me:
    Let us have our secrets
    While you make fun of Seacrest.
    Let me suck that old jew cock.

    GAY MAN waiting in my car
    I thought my wife was filthy rich
    But only in Dinars
    There's a GAY MAN waiting in my car
    I hate to watch the sybian
    But fakes for Lela Star
    She told me:
    Your a fairy gay guy.
    Even George says "Oh My!"
    Just enjoy that beer can cawk.


    (Allegedly :hide: )

    [video=youtube;tRcPA7Fzebw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRcPA7Fzebw[/video]
     
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  9. TehLivingDeath

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    Superb.
     
  10. Tmmy Sirianni

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    Wait -- That's not you in your av?

    C'mon, Piggy. Ya know you really want to.

    The accent 'll make it that much better.
     
  11. PiggyMohammad

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    Unfortunately I am not living the dream, like the guy in my av. :D
    Its Freddie Eto, from Brian Mays favorite Queen tribute band.
    (starts at 1:25)
    [video=youtube;yGPxSGygT54]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGPxSGygT54[/video]
    Now if I could only get him to sing about Robins yellow Piss bag.....:bigthink
     
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    Lookin' down on the leg for a little piss bag,
    Below the gunt, ain't no fun, for the old yappin' cunt.

    Out of sight, in the night, but it smells every day
    Wanna vedge, in the vadge, but the bags in my way.

    Out of sight, in the night, but it smells every day
    Wanna vedge, in the vadge, but the bags in my way.

    Piss bag!

    Lookin' for some happiness
    But there is only loneliness to find
    Bought Brendans art, wanted his dick.
    Left me for man and now I am sick,,,,,,,,,Yeah!


    [video=youtube;Y8yQuivSEio]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8yQuivSEio[/video]
     
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    In a show, I used to love
    Sat a cunt, who sailed the sea,
    And she told me of her life,
    With a bag of yellow pee.

    No more sailing to the sun
    No more marathons, to try to cheat.
    Now she sits behind the glass
    With her yellow, bag of pee.

    Now she lives with a yellow bag of pee,
    yellow bag of pee, yellow bag of pee.
    Now she lives with a yellow bag of pee
    yellow bag of pee, yellow bag of pee.


    [video=youtube;Wrs5DjHNUOE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrs5DjHNUOE[/video]
     
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    Come here young hunks...Robins in the swing
    She maybe sixty...But she takes it ind the ring
    She works for a fag
    Moma's got a new piss bag

    Come here AGT...Howards making waves
    Ratings are down...but promote mom caves
    Old fans thinks its shit
    Papa's got a brand new wig

    He's doing his routine
    To a cunt behind glass
    Dont pay him millions, 'cause he'll sue your ass
    He hired a monkey, a boring old geek
    What the hells does he care, as long as they are cheap

    Come here old fans...Papa's on tv
    He aint too hip now
    But he's where he wants to be.
    He used to be the man
    Now papa piss on the fan

    [video=youtube;9ogGAiyjMNY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogGAiyjMNY[/video]
     
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    Thunder thighs,
    So big boned,
    So despised yet doesnt know.
    Hideous face,
    Hair like snakes,
    and a gunt theres no mistake.

    Nasty feet,
    Balding head,
    She's the black with nappy dreads.
    Hall of fame
    Narcisist,
    And all the fans are pissed

    Fat Old Cunt
    No one humps
    She's never getting laid
    Fat Old Cunt
    Fat Old Cunt

    [video=youtube_share;KfLs9JJ_p7M]http://youtu.be/KfLs9JJ_p7M[/video]
     
  16. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Fantastic! :up:
     
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    Song for Howard..........

    Enola Gay --Orchestral maneuvers in the dark

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01SBf0tsLyI



    WE KNOW YOUR GAY

    Change any Enola gay to "We know your gay"

    Enola gay, you should have stayed at home yesterday Aha words can't describe the feeling and the way you lied
    These games you play, they're gonna end it more than tears someday Aha enola gay, it shouldn't ever have to end this way
    It's 8:15, and that's the time that it's always been We got your message on the radio, conditions normal and you're coming home
    Enola gay, is mother proud of little boy today

    Aha this kiss you give, it's never ever gonna fade away
    Enola gay, it shouldn't ever have to end this way Aha enola gay, it shouldn't fade in our dreams away
    It's 8:15, and that's the time that it's always been We got your message on the radio, conditions normal and you're coming home
    Enola gay, is mother proud of little boy today Aha this kiss you give, it's never ever gonna fade away


     
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    (cleaning out some songs here)


    Howard to Beth........

    Give up the gay for ya...... Music.. (Grenade)Bruno Mars
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR6iYWJxHqs


    Read..... (gets funny)

    Easy come, easy go
    That's just how you live, oh
    Take, take, take it all,
    But you never give
    Should have known you was trouble from the first kiss,
    had your hands wide open,
    Why were they open
    Gave you all I had
    Sold my SIRI stock for cash
    You said you just took cash,you did
    To give me all your love is all I ever asked,
    Cause what you don't understand is
    I would give up the gay for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    I would play this charade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    Throw my life down the drain for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
    You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    Oh, oh
    I would piss on all of my fans,
    Just to show you that I can,
    Yes, I would lie for ya baby;
    So I must be insane
     
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    Thats fucking amazing! :artiejj:
     
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    [video=youtube;H4cyCuj3H9I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4cyCuj3H9I[/video]
    I'm comming home from AGT
    And Robin's not there yet to laugh with me.


    If you where here in person,
    then I'd know just what to do


    Fire Shuli's hacky ass
    and sack that dirty jew.
    Sack that dirty jew.


    Oh tie a yellow pissbag round the old black knee
    Its been 9 longs months
    do you still love me?


    If I don't see a pissbag round the old black knee.
    I'll keep that jew klutz
    Forget I have nuts.
    Put the blame on me
    If I dont see a yellow pissbag, round that old black knee.
     
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