WTF The Unfortunate Children of Stars...

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    some get all the looks, like Cindy Crawfords kids...
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    Others... Well, not so much.... A selection
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  2. Dave Jones

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  3. Beefus and Wigward lies

    Beefus and Wigward lies Hurts so good.

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    Those last two ( Billy Joel and Olivias ) have had MAJOR work done just to look that good, not to mention eating disorders.

    And holy shit to Gerber/ Crawford's kids.
    Crazy immaculate clones.
     
  4. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    I'd like to see what Beyonces kids mom actually looks like
     
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    Cindy's boy looks like a lesbian.
     
  6. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Those kids look like they were created by Disney.
     
  7. Beefus and Wigward lies

    Beefus and Wigward lies Hurts so good.

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    A handsome lesbian.
     
  8. Walygatr

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    I was in love with this woman for years. The pain!

     
  9. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I saw the Olivia-Newton freak on my last trip to LA, tried to capture all her Wilderstein Glory but I could not get the face... Fake hair, fake boobs, fake lips, you name it...
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  10. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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  11. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    [​IMG]

    All the Willis daughters got shafted in the genetic lottery

    (Far left is Bruce's new wife)
     
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    Fake vagina?
     
  13. Penelope

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    This, on both counts.

    Jesus, Crawford's kids are just gorgeous.
     
  14. regult

    regult 4 Goals...

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    I dunno, I never thought Alexa was bad-looking, even before surgery. She was just average. She's no Christy, but she's certainly no Rumer/Tallulah/Scout Willis.
     
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    ITA. She was just fine!
     
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    Bruce had another kid with some bimbo a couple of years ago. It was a girl, he must hate life, he was probably hoping for a boy. I think all those creatures look like Demi the most. His new kid will probably be normal looking.
     
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    they all have jaws like this guy
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  18. UpInSmoke123

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    Robert Z'dar sighting. Awesome.
     
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    Really? I think the three girls he had with Demi look exactly like Bruce in a wig. They also all got that unfortunate heavy jaw, which would be better suited to a man.
     
  20. Pooh bear

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    God forgive me but that's a whole lotta ugly going on right there :wtf: