The Urban Dictionary definition of Coursing

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    Coursing
    1. (noun) The act of sneaking onto a golf course at night with a friend or partner and having sexual intercourse. It is viewed as a daredevil stunt that requires agility and skilled strategics: the performers attempt to get onto the green, have sexual relations, and get off without getting caught by anyone. Experienced performers try to do so while completely naked.
     
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    i thought coursing meant sucking cock. fgts.
     
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    Oh, nice. Ive coursed before.


    I thought it was called nightputting
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    I got caught by the authorities masturbating by the ladies' tee.
     
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    That's teeing
     
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    I had the big red ball markers inserted in my asshole.
     
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    Hot. Would smash. Lulz Drezzer Repair. :jj:
     
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    5" in diameter with a 5" metal spike
     
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    That's called schmooping
     
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    Nobody better try this fuckin' shit at my club. Golf courses are like cathedrals, they are sacred.
     
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    It isn't a daredevil stunt if it's late at night. :facepalm:

    I had a girlfriend who lived on a golf course lot. Can't tell you how many times we fucked out there. The worst threat is old ladies walking their dogs.
     
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    I was caught at Kiwanis Park with my pants open and my hand down my girlfriends pants. The security guard shined his light on us, asked how our evening was and kept walking :grad:
     
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