The US needs new Holidays

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Rum Balls, Jul 3, 2016.

  1. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    Are we really fucking still celebrating breaking away from England 240 years ago?

    RETARDED
     
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  3. newcastlefan

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    in 25 years we will have Prophet's Day when we will celebrate Mohammad by beating women, forbidding the sale or use of alcohol and bacon, and a week long infidel purge.

    happy?
     
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    EVEN MORE RETARDED
     
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    Suggestion: we force Hipsters to shave off the obnoxious beards and create a Holiday around it.

    WINNING
     
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    this, people, is why Rum Balls has failed at 3 previous boards
     
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    Tell us again how John Oates is the greatest musician who ever lived. Or is it Huey Lewis.
     
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    Here's one from the Obama administration.

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    I would like to see a worldwide internet holiday where it gets shut off for an entire day.
     
  10. Rum Balls

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    Anarchy
     
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    get Time Warner Cable. that happens every week.
     
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    How about just phones. 1 day out of the year no phones.
     
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    under 30 women will commit suicide.
     
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  14. Rum Balls

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    DONE DEAL, PAL
     
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    How about overpopulation day. Every family comes together and has a meal where the main course is a human baby.
     
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    It won't be too weird because we'll import the babies from poor countries. it's win win
     
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    just like in Afghanistan?
     
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    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    america? retarded? no.....
     
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