The very first time I got laid.

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    I couldn't put it in with me on top. I had to let her sit on it.
     
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    I fingered a girls asshole instead of her pussy :facepalm:
     
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    Cause you were limp? Might be low t.
     
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    My dad walked in
     
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    Did you pay?
     
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    It's cause he's a faggot
     
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    No shame in that brah o_O
     
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    Duh
     
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    I was telling the chick how "experienced" I was to impress her. She was like uhhhhhh :jj:
     
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    :hi5:
     
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    :spit:
     
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    He's also a xxxxxx
     
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    :umm::spit:
     
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    I was 16 and she was 25 she blew me for about 30 seconds and swallowed then I put it in her for about 30 seconds and dumped again 2 hefty loads dropped in under 5 mins
     
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    I have no clue what that means
     
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    The first time I stuck it in without a rubber I came in about 30 seconds and I thought she would be able to feel it and be pissed. If she would have gotten pregnant I would have been so fucked.
     
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    Dudes can't get pregnant
     
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    She was Mexican too. Dodged a fucking bullet there.
     
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    :jj:

    Been there. Done that.