The waitress wanted to fuck me, couldn't stop staring at me

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by QUETZALCOTALl, Oct 14, 2012.

  1. QUETZALCOTALl

    QUETZALCOTALl New Member Banned User

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    It fucking wet her thighs to see how much I dropped on lunch and my designer clothes. IM sure she fuckin spooged herself if she saw the vehicle I got in when i left. Maybe ILl come back this week and bang her in the parkin log
     
  2. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    :facepalm:
     
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    a Dodge puck up truck?

    Must have been a real classy place, Goober
     
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    you're not impressed?
     
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    I dont like you. I think you are mildly retarded. :D
     
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    she's retarded...how can she be impressed?
     
  7. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    That's very nice of you.
     
  8. QUETZALCOTALl

    QUETZALCOTALl New Member Banned User

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    Hey asshole ever been to a top notch restaurant in Jersey / NYC area? ? NO? of course you haven't one meal there is more than you make in a month SHIT HEAD
     
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    Chicks dig parking log sex.
     
  10. QUETZALCOTALl

    QUETZALCOTALl New Member Banned User

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    Maybe because my arms are the size most people's thighs. I wear designer clothes dont take shit from nobody own my own business got 5 poeple under me and make six figures??
     
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    Do you find the parking logs next to the Lincoln logs?
     
  12. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    This is like Chinese whispers.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    So you're fat...
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Jordache jeans are so 80's IMO. :ucoffee:
     
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    Same prices as an Outback Steak House. BFD
     
  18. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    ..and really good with comma use. Champion
     
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    Dodge trucks are ram tough,