The whopping lies mooooose has told...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by monsoon, Aug 18, 2014.

  1. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Let's name them..

    Is 5'10
    Is 104 lbs
    Sent to Switzerland to modoe
    Speaks several languages fluently
    Mother was a top modoe
    Grandmother was a top modoe
    Had it's own money before wiggy
    Wears a size 11 shoe but it's pigshot claims it's a 9
    Modoes have attacked it to get jobs
    Dropped a bag of dildo's that were for a friend
    Random men jerk off at the mere sight of it
    Is a butt hair shy of a uni degree
    grew up with all types of animoes and is a expert
    Pilots must have it sit on their laps
    DOES NOT WANT TO BE FAMOUS


    And my personal fav....WAS BEGGED TO DO PLAYBOY BEFORE STERN

    Feel free to add your own flat out lies the moooose has told...or wiggy has told...

    f-mutt
     
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    BethsFeet Well-Known Member

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    Never wanted children.
     
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    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...she never shits.
     
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    - Lives in same house as Howard

    - Is down to earth and does not want to be famous
     
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    goes to bed a 8 WITH Howie.
    doesn't want to get married.
    boobs are real.
    natural blond.
    thinking about getting botox.
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    Was sober at her wedding... image.jpg
     
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    Never wanted to be famous.
     
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  8. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    omg..I forgot about it thinks it's tits a real....

    f-mutt
     
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    Dominic GPS TIT: Texan-In-Training VIP

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    -cleans up after animals
     
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    hair is real.
     
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    Was Homecoming Queen! There is nothing to support this !!!

    Was a star basketball player in high school !!!! I proved this wrong. She came off the bench. The girl's team did not win a game! Oh, And her teeth were not knocked out with her Dad jamming them back up while she returned to the court !!!

    Gahhhhh!
     
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    "one does not own a camel for explanations"

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    Didn't know who Howard was even though her father and brothers were huge fans
     
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    She was asked to do "Dancing with the Stars."
     
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    Obsessed.
     
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    Loves Howard.
     
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    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Has never blown me.
     
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    Yes, you are. Might want to lay off the alcohol and get some help for that.
     
  19. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    What do you do for a living....PF...

    f-mutt
     
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    Isn't used as a cum dumpster by every professional athlete in the nation.

    "Summering with Nacho" doesn't mean getting every hole stuffed hourly.

    Wiggy doesn't watch said events posted above.
     
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