The Wicker Man

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  1. LonghornJ

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    Just caught some of this Nic Cage epic on Cinemax... this is seriously the worst movie ever made, right?

     
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    Easily one of the worst pieces of shit.
     
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    Didn't chriza make a movie? POW!
     
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    the original 1973 version is much better. Christopher Lee is great in it.
     
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    its amazing he excels at making bad movies.
     
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    Francis Ford must curse his bloodline with Nic running around ruining Hollywood
     
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    Britt Ekland also dances around naked in the 1973 version.
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I vote for "Battlefield Earth".
     
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    I couldn't turn away while watching that. It was the perfect trainwreck.
     
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    Solid runner up
     
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    YOU BITCHES!!! IT WAS ALL FOR HONEY!!!
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    There's just something about a movie that has an overacting ham in a bear suit who punches a woman that keeps me from looking away.

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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I saw mons vernus.
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    he was probably all happy when his daughter quit acting and became a decent director. but no, Nic Cage has to ruin everything.