Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Jun 16, 2013.
I don't understand, I'm such a nice guy. No quirks or sarcasm for me.
She constantly improves because I'm quick to point out when she's done something wrong. I almost always leave some fries in her car for her to munch on later when I use it.
Sometimes you gots ta smack a bitch; keep yo pimp hand strong, yo
Do you "forget" to turn the exhaust fan on after you poop so she gets to enjoy your essence?
Sometimes I even leave a little "gift" in the toilet.
She is having an affair and they want the proceeds of your life insurance policy.
I'm exactly the same way!
All the good ones are taken
I don't want you to die bro
this is why men should not have life insurance policies: too much incentive.
I'm guessing she watches '1,000 Ways To Die' on Spike whenever it's on, with a pen and notebook in hand
Well, you do seem like a nice guy, but she knows you better than we do.