The wife wants me to die

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Jun 16, 2013.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I don't understand, I'm such a nice guy. No quirks or sarcasm for me.
     
  2. BleedingGums

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  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    She constantly improves because I'm quick to point out when she's done something wrong. I almost always leave some fries in her car for her to munch on later when I use it.
     
  4. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    marital bliss :)
     
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  5. HeinousMark

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    Sometimes you gots ta smack a bitch; keep yo pimp hand strong, yo :grad:
     
  6. Babs

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    Do you "forget" to turn the exhaust fan on after you poop so she gets to enjoy your essence?
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Sometimes I even leave a little "gift" in the toilet.
     
  8. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    She is having an affair and they want the proceeds of your life insurance policy. :coffee:
     
  9. Babs

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    So thoughtful.
     
  10. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :hhh:

    I'm exactly the same way! :lo5:
     
  11. Satori Brah

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  12. Babs

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    All the good ones are taken :(
     
  13. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    I don't want you to die bro
     
  14. newcastlefan

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    this is why men should not have life insurance policies: too much incentive.
     
  15. Ben Dover

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    I'm guessing she watches '1,000 Ways To Die' on Spike whenever it's on, with a pen and notebook in hand
     
  16. 1Vegasgirl

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    Well, you do seem like a nice guy, but she knows you better than we do.:jj: