The wifey and kiddies are gone

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  1. eliasbboy

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    I'm home alone bitches.:etm:


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  2. Reggae Mistress

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    Porn and more porn!
     
  3. eliasbboy

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    Done and done.
     
  4. Popeye Saavedra

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    Yep. He's gonna beat his dick until it looks like Rihanna.
     
  5. zhukov

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    gone as in slain?
     
  6. jackie the jerk

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    Done in 3 minutes :coffee:
     
  7. eliasbboy

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    I wanted to make another video podcast or a bunch of them, but fucking Steel has to work.:suicide: This would be the best time EVER.

    Actually, it may be beneficial to get gradually drunk throughout the day and then make them later. :idea:
     
  8. LonghornJ

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    Get drunk and randomly Crossbar people Boots' style.
     
  9. eliasbboy

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    Try 2 and a half. My internet is slow.
     
  10. eliasbboy

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    :spit:

    No. I convinced her that is absolutely WAS a good idea to take the girls camping with her friend on the hottest weekend of the year that also includes a chance for thunderstorms.

    Not my fault she relies on me for weather.:dontknow:
     
  11. Motoflou

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    Set up the kill room. We have to hurry.
     
  12. Popeye Saavedra

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    Or...her friend is watching your kids while your wife bangs some other guy for the weekend. :artiejj:
     
  13. eliasbboy

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    Man, when you put it like that it DOES sound awesome.
     
  14. jackie the jerk

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    :dontknow: either way they are all gone, I wish my gal would leave for a few days.
     
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    let's dead some whoores! :cheer:
     
  16. eliasbboy

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    Oh fuck.:jj: i just talked to my dad and he's stuck home for the weekend. He usually goes away with my mom on weekends but she wanted to stay home and "get things done around the house."

    I just threw a rescue line out to him. I'm gonna take him to lunch and a movie.:etm:
     
  17. eliasbboy

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    :evil:
     
  18. Popeye Saavedra

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    It only gets awesome when the hookers you ordered arrive. :madsex:
     
  19. keywordpk

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    I support this. :coffee:
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'll babysit her :kitty:

    Does she like BK chicken sandwiches