The Wig’s Backstage AGT Rider

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  1. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I will start

    - Only inner circle discus rider. No 3rd party access to rider topics

    - No gifted birds in cages

    - Complimentary hip tweeted photo of Beth O’ in celebrity AGT suite (Photo by Howard -- Call for Pricing-- )
     
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    At least two camera shots of the Whorse in the audience.

    Photo op for Whose to pose with judges. No other spouses permitted in photo.
    (Whorse will not be on left or right of pic so as not to be cropped out).

    No mention of Wiggy's past rants on celebrities on his radio show.

    No outside wig, make up or stylists. (secrets need to be kept).

    Suggestion to move taping of show to Hamptons.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    - no rumors or whisper talking of ratings around Howard
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    A cup of hot warter and a mint leaf.
     
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    A small portion of ground up almonds and some beautiful soup
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    - All gifts presented by Howard to recipient must be graciously tweeted by recipient within 1.5 hours
     
  7. quitefrankly

    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    cock
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    beercan thick ofcourse
     
  8. Shart Garfunkel

    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase Gold

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    Do not look directly at Howard's wig
    Do not taunt Howard's wig
    Do not expose Howard's wig to open flame
    Males are encouraged to expose genitals to Howard (beer can thick or better only)
    Only fresh apples and sugar cubes to be served to Beth
     
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    men in thongs
     
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    Isn't this The Wigs backstage AGT rider? :dontknow:


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    A Michael Jackson sleeping chamber.:bed:
     
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    No one is allowed to use big words around Beth.

    The only thing anyone is allowed to say to Howard after he is done taping is "Howard, you are usually great on this show, but you really hit it out of the park today."

    There must be 12 almonds in his dressing room at all time.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    9 almonds, peeled. 10 bananas (green and firm), unpeeled. A 2 ounce portion of salmon, dry, with a side salad of 5 sprigs of arugula.
    A glass of warm water and a sprig of low-calorie mint leaves. A copy of Honcho and a copy of Black Inches.
    Laxatives so he can watch his figure. 5 sets of the gayest things in the John Varvatos catalog (sounds difficult to decide, but just pick 5 outfits at random).
     
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    HALF a mint leaf. All about portion control. Plus he wants to take the other half (rolled up in a napkin in his pocket) home for dinner.
     
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    mothra1orbit Autologous Rage

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    No one is allowed to ask for a ride on Beth.
     
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    :eek:A squatty potty
     
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    Marbles.
     
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    At least two large donged cabana boys and a drum of butt lube.
     
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    No pranks...ONLY Howard Pranks!