The "wig" is up!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by todd packer, Jul 12, 2014.

  1. todd packer

    todd packer Well-Known Member

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    I found this little clip in one of the Shuffles.The year is 1981 and Robin is reporting on Reagan's assassination attempt.She then transitions into a story about a cure for baldness and apologizes to Howard because she knows he's having some issues up there.Howard denies it of course but then Robin points out(two times)that his hairline is receding.This is before all the fame/fortune and Robin kissing Howard's ass.

    Starts at @ 3:40

     
  2. HairLiesHoward

    HairLiesHoward Well-Known Member VIP

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    So at age 27 he was going bald, and now at 60 he has the thickest, darkest hair of any 60 yr old on the planet. Nothing unusual there from the most honest man in radio.
     
  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Walking around with that dumb hair system atop his head makes him look 10 times more stupid, old and unmanly than just admitting he went bald.
     
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    goldphoenix Well-Known Member

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    This is what happens when you just pile lies upon lies. Is it any wonder he can not keep his own lies straight.
     
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    Lotus Notes :grad:
     
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    mothra1orbit Autologous Rage

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    If his "wig" really is the "hair system" somebody described a week or so ago, where what's left of your own hairs are pulled through a sort of wiglet, maybe Howard truly thinks his hair is real and his own. I mean, if strands of your real hair are coming through a weave, you'd have to get haircuts, and you could--if you were careful, and we've seen that Howard is--let someone tug gently on it. In fact, if your real strands of hair were graying, you could point that out as proof that you're not wearing a wig. You could even give a caller a snip of hair--making sure it's a piece of your real hair--for scientific analysis.
     
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    :omg: uh what
     
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    lying about this should be a felony. then he would have to go to prison and have the DOC rip off his wig in the van and stick it to the window for the paperazi
     
  9. Chuck Kongo

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    What's he talking about, Robin? My hair is real...just like my nose...I mean, just like my teeth...I mean, just like my chin...I mean, just like Beth's breasts...I mean.....
     
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    What's hilarious is that all he would have to do is say is

    "Listen guys, who wants to go fucking bald. My long rock-star hair is one of my trademarks, it's my look. Listen, George Clooney has a hair system and Beyonce wears a wig so if you have gotta a problem with it go fuck yourselves."

    With that it would be over. Nobody would care.

    IT's the denials which are hilarious. The fact that this neurotic douche is so sensitive these days means he can't even joke about it and has to keep up with the lies, backing him even further into a pathetic caller.

    Once again, nobody would care if the show was still good. Hell, making fun of his hair could be a fun bit ala Gary's fake teeth.
     
  11. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Before people knew what Stern looked like I remember several celebrities shocked by his King Louie hair helmet.
    "Is that real?".....is what they would say.....:jj:
     
  12. MFnAntiChrist

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    Posted last week. By me.
     
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    The denials suck.

    But that fact that he has been so ruthless to balding people over the years is deplorable.

    He is like a closeted gay politician that goes out of their way to persecute fellow gays and call them evil and whatnot.
     
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    this is the absolute 100% correct answer. the fact that he CHOOSES to "style" his "hair" this way tells me he's a very damaged and delusional man....he's a 60yr ode male who's emulating rhea perlman.
     
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    it is all about that nose!
    if he didn't have the fake hair up top and the fake chin down below.....that nose would be the center of attention.....:jj:
     
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    Grandpa Saul's genes didn't kick in until the Sirius years.
     
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    I bet Stern68 thinks it's Howard's real hair.
     
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    Howie Mandel also eats food.
     
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    Oh I agree. While there are some men who look SEXY bald, Wiggy is NOT one of them. He'd look hideous bald. But it couldn't be worse than what he's got going on now with that poodle do atop his melon. And he'd likely smell a lot better too. You can't tell me that system is washable like normal hair. Think of the stench.:puke: Plus, as I said, at least IMO, it's very UNmanly for a man to be obsessed with his looks to the point where he makes all kinds of cosmetic adjustments. Dead animals on mens' heads makes coochies close and dry up.
     
  20. TallTyrion

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    Wiggy bald would end up looking a little like Nosferatu.
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