The Wigwonks Wedding: Recreate Chevy Chase's Lost Toast

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  1. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    As reported, it apparently was kind of derogatory and mean-spirited. That there's no record or recount of it would confirm that. And deservedly so. This asshole invited showbiz guests like Chevy, ignored Jackie and only invited Stuttering John because Wonky was friendly with Susannah..

    What do you think Chevy said, or if not that, then what he should have said?
    Here's my version:

    Chevy's lost toast:

    "I'm happy to be here to toast Howard by wishing him exactly what he deserves.

    And from the looks of that vapid, horse-faced, sub 90IQ'd Applebee's Hostess-In-Waiting who's latching on to his marbles, that's exactly what he does deserve! Howard, may you go through marriage being harassed by my maid, The Gifford kids, Regis's retarded son, the spirit of Mancow's dead father and all the producers, enemies and others and their families he's wished cancer on. And may this dumb Polack desert you when you need her most after finding a sharp lawyer who can find a way to nullify the prenup contract.

    Fuck him for being such a clueless asshole to invite me to the wedding and not expect payback for all the abuse he's heaped on me over the years."
     
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    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    I distinctly recall Wig the show discussing how Chevy said something about giving to Wig in the tuchus...or that could be just wishful thinking. :)
     
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    One more time:

     
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    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    I remember that, too. Goo for Chevy.
     
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    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    I MUST find that clip. I recall Wigdick was uncomfortably laughing about Chevy's clearly wildly inappropriate remarks. What a douche. I'm sure Boeufus loved Wig's defense of Chevy...
     
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