The word cocktail has both of the words cock and tail in it.

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  1. Slim Whitman

    Slim Whitman Active Member Banned User

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    That must mean something, right?
     
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    nope
     
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    It's settled then.
     
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    Slim :cheer:
     
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    crazypreacher reDragon Gold

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    The rat pack invented it to get poon.
     
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    Hateman is back
     
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    profound :grad:
     
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    Had you been in the same situation, I imagine you would do the same. Flattened against the floor as she was, I saw that I could reach her perfectly. I shrugged, lowered my pants, and held my quickly stiffening member in my hands. Ready to do an act so unthinkable, I imagined I was the first in history to even attempt it. But if you think that it's either this or death, I'm sure anyone would choose the same thing I did. So I did it. I pressed the tip of my cock into her slit, and knew there was no turning back. It felt similar to a human female's vagina, except larger, naturally, to accommodate for the size of a male dragon. All the same, it gripped my tightly as I entered her folds inch by inch, the heat of the inside of her body almost hurting my cock as it enveloped it, her slick juices and large opening allowed me to slide into the hilt, burying my length into her. At eight inches, I considered myself well-endowed, but figured I didn't match up to a large male dragon, so I was sure she was unhappy with what little I offered.
    Surprisingly though, she emitted a low pleasured growl, almost humming in contentedness. If I didn't know any better, i'd say it was similar to a feline's purring. I went through the motions, slowly pulling out of her wet folds, and then thrusting with gusto back into her. It felt awkward as I thought of what I was having intercourse with, but I closed my eyes and imagined I was with a... rather large female. That seemed to do the trick as I got into the swing of things, and continued my pace. I panted and thrusted, each time inserting the entirety of my length into her warm and gripping embrace, aiming to milk me for every drop I had. Her low, happy growling turned to slightly louder grunts and what I would classify as 'barks.' Her pleasured noises snapped me out of my imagination and the woman in my mind disappeared. Even with my eyes closed, I could only picture this vixen of a dragon, whose yelps and coos began to make her... enticing! The more I thrust into her, and heard her pleasure at receiving me, the more I thought of her less as a killing machine, the creature that was the bane of nightmares. No, now I saw her as a seductive, and caring being. One who, despite our differences, protected me from the elements, and wanted to feel the loving embrace of another, longing for companionship in any form. I plunged deep into her, somehow pleasuring her with the tool that would make any female woman scream, but was surely smaller than any dragon's.
    Enduring my thrusting, the panting dragon turned to look at me behind her, holding her tail for leverage. My size wasn't the only thing that she didn't seem to mind... It seemed she didn't even care that I was human. Whatever the size, I saw love in her eyes, and I couldn't help but hold the same love in mine. She wasn't a dragon. Not a monster, not a killer, and not a beast. In this moment,... in this instant in time, she was my mate. She was my lover. As my thoughts came to this conclusion, I could feel her tighten around my length, as if she too came to the same conclusion. I felt a feeling I hadn't felt with any woman i'd laid with. This connection I felt for this dragon was deeper than anything I could even put to words.
    I felt myself getting close to orgasm, and wanted nothing more than to fill my new lover with every drop of human seed I could, completing our forbidden interspecies act. She was close too. I could just feel it. With a powerful thrust, I pushed into her as deep as I could go, feeling ribbons of my cum shoot into her, searching for her womb. She also came, covering my penis, along with my entire torso with her warm feminine juices. In some strange carnal urge, I licked it up, and it tasted sweet. I enjoyed its flavor as I slowly pumped into her, each thrust depositing more of my sperm into her. Still hard, I slowly removed my cock, and lust took over. I parted her lips with my hands and drank the cocktail of our combined juices. She contentedly purred, as i'm sure dragons didn't lick each other's sex for pleasure, I could at least provide her this new sensation, which benefited both of us.
    Panting for air and pulling away from her pink slit, I collapsed against her, both of us breathing heavily enjoying the afterglow of each other's company. I looked at her as I panted, and she looked at me, both of us shocked that we even did what we just did. She moved to lick my face, and this time I was ready. I parted my lips and kissed her as best as I could, my tongue entering her maw, and her large, hot tongue exploring my tiny mouth. Our size difference made it awkward, and we were more licking each other's mouths rather than kissing, but we didn't care. We started a bond that wasn't going to falter anytime soon.
    When I set out to kill the last of the dragons, I would never in a million years have imagined myself in this situation. Lying with her in the afterglow of sex, her womb full of my human cum, me covered in her wet juices head to toe... My old life was over, but this life that I had begun with my new lover was just getting started.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Well....we know this isn't Chriza's shit mult.:giggle:
     
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    Because he's chubby.:jj:
     
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    The exact opposite of slim.:lol:
     
  13. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    Dragon porn.

    Gee, thanks.

    Fag.