The World According to Al Bundy

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  1. Mr Vengeance

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    Many words of wisdom to sum up this living hell of a life, from a man who ought to know.
    I'll get it started...
     
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    On Women..
     
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    Great thread! I love Al Bundy! Keep em coming!
     
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    People, feel free to add your favorites...
     
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    Fourteen minutes of Al discussing the fat and ugly...
     
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    top ten tv characters of all time
     
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    No Ma'am's 10 Commandments (I'm proud to own a No Ma'am t-shirt)
     
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    "...you pudding of a woman."

    :giggle:
     
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    I bet this show would never make it on the air today. 1) because it was totally un-Pc

    and 2) because it was funny.
     
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    Al was a simple man. He liked his Dodge, hooters, food, football, watching "Hondo" and his Ferguson toilet

    Ba-whoosh!
     
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    Best show ever. Can't find the clip but when Kelly hits Al on his motorcycle as she's pulling into the garage and he's on the hood moaning, Kelly says "what, I want one?" And he screams 911!!! Always made me die laughing.
     
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    I can't find any clips for shit. When the fatso complains about the shade of blue of her shoes and Al says "I'll set you in front of a mirror and begin strangling you. When you reach the desired shade of blue, yell Moo and I'll stop"
    My head hurts from laughing and I'm not even watching it.
     
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    The entire episode where he rips apart his old librarian is great. How could this thread not have more responses? It's criminal.
     
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    Fuck motivational speeches. Let's rock...

     
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    I was just gonna post this too...

    Al kicks ass...AL NIGHT LONG!
     
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    Hey man, don't Bundy that book.
     
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    Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, at the nudie bar.
    Where the girlies dance in their underpants, at the nudie bar.
    Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.

    Where you can’t touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
    Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
    Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.

    Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.
    Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.
    Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.

    Where a buck’s enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.
    Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.
    Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.
    Where the cops are at the door, and there’s a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.
     
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    Need the Ferguson episode
     
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