This is from years ago but the sheer quantity of misinformation is just stunning. -FDR had Kennedy killed so he could take over the presidency -Kennedy's vice president was Buzz Aldrin -We fought the Revolutionary War against Russia -As a result of the Revolutionary War, we gained independence from the Indians -In WWII we fought alongside Italy against France and Germany -Mussolini was a successful leader and a good guy -The last 2 states to join America were Puerto Rico and Hawaii -Pearl Harbor was when Japan bombed Washington DC -The two cities we nuked in Japan were Saigon and Paigau (?) -The Gettysburg Address was delivered by President Gettysburg shortly after Pearl Harbor -FDR stands for Franklin Delaware Roosevelt -Abraham Lincoln was president during World War II -LBJ wanted Kennedy killed (to which Artie responded "there's no evidence that any president has had another president killed!! what are you doing?!?") -The major wars America has been involved in, in chronological order: 1. World War I 2. World War II 3. Civil War 4. Revolutionary War 5. Korean War/Vietnam War (since they are the same thing) Jesus Christ, give this man a show! ...oh wait I forgot, Howard won't give us a millisecond more of content than he has to, because of some corporate dispute that fans couldn't give a flying fuck about yet must suffer throughout. yo Howie!