The World According To Sal Gubbernale

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  1. cokeen

    cokeen Active Member

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    This is from years ago but the sheer quantity of misinformation is just stunning.

    -FDR had Kennedy killed so he could take over the presidency

    -Kennedy's vice president was Buzz Aldrin

    -We fought the Revolutionary War against Russia

    -As a result of the Revolutionary War, we gained independence from the Indians

    -In WWII we fought alongside Italy against France and Germany

    -Mussolini was a successful leader and a good guy

    -The last 2 states to join America were Puerto Rico and Hawaii

    -Pearl Harbor was when Japan bombed Washington DC

    -The two cities we nuked in Japan were Saigon and Paigau (?)

    -The Gettysburg Address was delivered by President Gettysburg shortly after Pearl Harbor

    -FDR stands for Franklin Delaware Roosevelt

    -Abraham Lincoln was president during World War II

    -LBJ wanted Kennedy killed (to which Artie responded "there's no evidence that any president has had another president killed!! what are you doing?!?")

    -The major wars America has been involved in, in chronological order:
    1. World War I
    2. World War II
    3. Civil War
    4. Revolutionary War
    5. Korean War/Vietnam War (since they are the same thing)

    :artiejj:

    Jesus Christ, give this man a show!





    ...oh wait I forgot, Howard won't give us a millisecond more of content than he has to, because of some corporate dispute that fans couldn't give a flying fuck about yet must suffer throughout.
    yo Howie! :gtfo:
     
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    Did Sal ever go against KC to see who's smarter? KC would dominate :jj:
     
  3. rapbastardz

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    -Feign ignorance as a shtick for more airtime.
     
  4. Chimney Portions

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    Those are all true. What's the big deal?

    Now that one really is true.
     
  5. Roland Schwinn

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    I love Sal, but he's no Ricky.



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    Con men aren't usually dimwitted.
     
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    Fake
     
  9. YokoOhNo

    YokoOhNo Well-Known Member

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    i laughed.....he's the only funny man on the show
     
  10. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    shtick -- but coming from Sal, it's believable shtick
     
  11. Peau de Soie

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    This is the only one that I find stretches credulity.
     
  12. Snotty

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^'dis here^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
  13. Sam Stone

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    Don't forget that Tokyo and Mexico are continents!
     
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    exactly, 80% of this is shtick...
     
  15. illini fan

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    I don't know about that...as evidence, look at how broke he his and much money he and his wife spend...yes what he says on the show is schtick... but he's still a dumbass...
     
  16. racerx

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    do we even know thats true?

    i dont blame sal for this. he was called into the studio once and he saw the way howard wanted it to go, so he went along with it to make howard happy.
    since then he over does it because he thinks thats what howard wants.
    i truly believe hes more intelligent than gary. i dont believe memorizing random facts is related to intelligence.
     
  17. chuk

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    If you believe this, then you are dumber than Sal pretends to be.
     
  18. Vashier

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    yup, that's how I see it
     
  19. drsieb

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    He probably is broke...but even that might be schtick for the show...

    I'm sure he's smarter than the character he plays on radio...the real Sal knew where California was.
     
  20. smackyou

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    Sal's a real moron. You are all giving him way too much credit. He's not pulling one over on all of us.