The World's Biggest Attention Whore, in line in Japan waiting for iPhone

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    If you wait in line for a phone, you are a goddamn loser. If you dress up like a phone while waiting in line for a phone, you are the biggest goddamn loser in the history of this planet.
     
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    Is there an app for suicide?
     
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    They're just likely Chuck Zito can never go back to Japan to kick that guy's ass. :hhh:
     
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    He could end up swapins spits
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Talk about a society that obsesses on the trivial and with no ability to delay gratification. Waiting in line for a phone?
     
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    if you are a no talent gold digging bitch posing to take pictures...YOU ARE THE WORLDS BIGGEST CUNT WHORE
     
  11. Gromit

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    Not only that - waiting in line for the same phone that came out last year.
     
  12. Uncle Larry

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    It's bad enough to be waiting in line for a phone, but this douche took the time to make that idiotic cutout too. MFB thinks he should get a life.

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    Oh yeah Mr. Authority, is that really true?
     
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    What the fuck are you even saying?
     
  15. Bonehead

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    I asked you a question, it wasn't that difficult was it?
     
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    Obviously we didn't bomb them enough in the 40s.
     
  17. Gromit

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    It was because it didn't make any sense. It's just a fact - it's the same phone with some thumbprint reader. I use an iphone, but once they started this whole Iphone "s" bullshit it really started to piss me off. They've done tests on the "s" models and they aren't any faster, and if they are it's marginal.
     
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    I read that some of those waiting are doing so because they can buy two phones and sell one for a significant profit that covers their entire cost. Those people get a pass but a guy with a cut-out is exactly, as you say, the world's most unashamed douche.
     
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    Well, I got one, it is much faster, the fingerprint reader is excellent for someone that accesses their phone many, many times during the day and needs more than a 4 digit passcode. I haven't really tried out the camera that much but it is def a step up, albeit not drastically unless you count the new software.
     
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    Well I'm glad it's working for you. You knew what I meant though.