The Worst Ethnic Joke Ever

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  1. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, aTurk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner[but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), anArgentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, aJapanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, aRussian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, aCroatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a SriLankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, aKorean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, aHonduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian,a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, aMongolian, a Hungarian, a Canuck, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a NorfolkIslander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, aSamoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, aMicronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, aCuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, aChilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman,a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, aSerb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, aNorwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant.



    "I'm sorry," said the snooty maître d', "but you can't come in here without a Thai." :c
     
  2. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    u r right

    that is HAAAArible
     
  3. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    What's another name for a cocoon?
    A ni-Reggie

    :c
     
  4. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    too long...
     
  5. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    that's kinda the point, silly.
     
  6. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :giggle:
     
  7. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    makes me angry just to look at it...
     
  8. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :hug:
     
  9. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Stop looking at it
     
  10. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :idea:
     
  11. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    I'm a problem solver
     
  12. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I can't help myself. :bigcry:
     
  13. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    How do you say Reggie in Chinese?
    Same ting.
     
  14. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I always heard:

    What do you call a stuttering black man?

    A cocoon.
     
  15. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Worst thread EVER!!!
     
  16. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :bigcry:

    :depressed:

    :suicide:
     
  17. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    This tread was doomed from the beginning
     
  18. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    That's why I won't post in it.
     
  19. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    And they still got stuck with a Czech? :scratch:
     
  20. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    I have a worse joke but i'm not gonna post it.