The Worst of Music thread

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  1. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    I know it's hard to settle on one, but the idea here is to post the worst song you know of. The kind of shit that turns your stomach and makes you dumber just by listening to it.

    Here's my entry. From B Rock and The Bizz, the absolute worst of the 90's.

    [video=youtube;U1R4rhY3qZ8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1R4rhY3qZ8[/video]

    Not only is it bad, I'm pretty sure it set the blaeks back about a hundred years. On the plus side, it would be perfect it Maury ever needed a new theme song.
     
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    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    I'll catch a lot of shit but i don't give a fuck...

    [video=youtube;bXKboDqiSbE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXKboDqiSbE[/video]
     
  3. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Oh. God. I have that song on my ipod. It's a long story....
     
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    [video=youtube;cegC5vS4DuA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cegC5vS4DuA[/video]
     
  5. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Wow, you must really hate Zeppelin. Out of all the stupid music that's ever come out, especially from the 80's and the pop shit out now, this is what you hate most? I'll give you props for honesty, but man, I just can't relate.
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Not to be a dick, but somehow I'm not surprised
     
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    I could probably find worse but this was the first to pop into my head.....Yeah, always hated Zeppelin
     
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    I have a compilation of cheesy '90s dance music. Hundreds of songs.

    For some reason, cheesy '90s (and 00s) dance music helps me concentrate when working, especially when writing and doing serious tasks.

    That song, though I'm not a huge fan of it, is in that compilation.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    Red Solo Cup? Eeeeeeee
     
  10. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    If I was the type of person to neg rep people who don't truly deserve it, I'd neg rep you for this. :grouch:
     
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    why would i click to purposely play a song that sucks. :dontknow:
    i hear enough bad music by accident
     
  12. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Because it's the point of the thread.
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Two inmates were in the holding cell, waiting for their execution. The warden came in and said "Boys, in two hours you meet your maker. I'll tell you what. For the next two hours, I'll grant any reasonable request." The first con says "Warden, I love that song 'Achy, Breaky Heart'. Will you put it on a loop and play it over and over for the next two hours?" "Sure", said the warden, who turns to the other con and asks "What's your request?" The second inmate says "Just kill me now."
     
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    ClownPocket New Member Banned User

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    For your consideration...

    [video=youtube;YtMThVUpc-U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtMThVUpc-U&sns=em[/video]

    Or...

    [video=youtube;gFaZyHxQGYQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFaZyHxQGYQ&sns=em[/video]
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I started a similar thread a few days ago in The Bar.

    In it, I said that JPop was the worst style of music. If I had to go with songs, it would probably have to be "All Star" by Smashmouth. That song is uttery garbage and its torturous to my ears. Purely dated crap, written for the sake of writing a song that simpletons could easily learn the lyrics of so they would buy, buy, buy...

    (I'm not going to post the video, I wouldn't want to "encourage" them. If you want to hear that song, just go rent the dumbest movie you can find that was made between 1999 and 2001. I'm certainly confident in saying that it will be featured in the particular film you pick out.)

    Link to my thread for the bored:

    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/25942-Torture-Music-What-s-Yours
     
  16. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Anything by Jethro Tull. I can't stand any of his music.
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Anything by Train or Bon Jovi
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Fuck, those are some worthy entries.
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    :hat:
     
  20. MobyDick

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    any musician that repeatedly comes on the Howard Stern Show (excluding those that started making music before the 80's)