The worst part about percocets

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  1. newcastlefan

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    is when you stop and your insides realize it's high time to "move things along" at 4am and all you can do is post from the toilet for the next 1.5 hours.
     
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    You should just netflix and chill
     
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    yeah. i have to be working from 7 till 7 today
     
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    It's like shitting a brick.
     
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    so they aren't prescribed?
     
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    every 4 days. I used to see starts trying to push that brick out.
     
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    You need a stimulant laxative. Ex-lax or the like.

    You're gonna hurt yourself down there!
     
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    I don't mess with those things like that anymore.
     
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    Miralax is the stuff to take. I couldn't take percocets, they put my stomach in knots.
     
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    of course they are prescribed. they still have the same side effects.
     
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    dr or pharmD didn't make you aware of side effects?
     
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    yes and there was no choice. they said if i took as much ibuprofin or tylenol as i needed i would poison my liver so the gave me percocets. i'm not using them since last Friday but it takes a while for my body recover from their side effects, even with miralax.
     
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    They had me buy stool softener before I got out of surgery to counteract the issue. That was the first thing they told me when I woke up. "Put your clothes on and when you get home, take a stool softener."
     
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    neither suggested a stool softener?
     
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    i wasn't in much pain at all after the surgery until the weather started changing. i think if i didn't start sneezing and coughing last month i barely would have felt the cracked ribs either. then i started sneezing and each one would make me see stars and i had to lay down immediately after till the pain passed. they gave me percocets for the pain and it worked but then its side effect kicked in. i started miralax too but it takes a few days to work. apparently it became effective sometime last night.
     
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    i think at the time they were more concerned about my not being totally incapacitated from the pain while on the street. i started sneezing one day and all but passed out on the ferry from the pain. after xrays and stuff they gave me a shot of morphine and cortisone and then said "take two of these every 3 hours for the pain..."
     
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    Pics or gtfo
     
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    too disgusting for photos.
     
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    dr's love to cut scripts for pain pills. ibuprofen and tylenol would have done little or nothing for you if you were in real pain.
     
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    well when you eliminate ibuprofen and tylenol, opiates are all we have left. and its the first time i have ever been in sufficient pain to need more than ibuprofen.