The worst phrase you can ever say

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    "I may need this some time, I'd better keep it."

    Once a week, you've saved 52 things in a year that you don't need. In 5 years, you have 260 pieces of junk laying around your house. In 10 years, you're featured on "Hoarders."
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Interesting.
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm gonna bookmark this thread. I might need to bump it someday.
     
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  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Yo, how's the baby doing?
     
  5. freds

    freds liberal elite VIP

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    thank you. here's my wife's number.

    555-JUNK
     
  6. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Food for thought
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    I wish I could say my wife was the one in the family with the problem :facepalm: On the other hand, if you need a 3 1/2 hp horizontal shaft engine, I have one for you.
     
  8. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Is it in yet?
     
  9. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Yo?




    Really?



    :facepalm:
     
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  10. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Better to have a ________ and not need it than need a ________ and not have it :grad:
     
  11. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Oh! I thought we were listing the worst phrases:) Nevermind! Carry on!
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    That's the worst thing you can hear.
     
  13. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Just tell me about the baby yo.
     
  14. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Nah.
     
  15. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    @HAL
     
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  16. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    I'm done, how about you?
     
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  17. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Dude. Fucking mean.
     
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  18. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    OK, I respect your privacy. I like kids though man. SRS.
     
  19. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    No, but I am. :madsex:
     
  20. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Too many things sucks sometimes
     
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