Sports The worst thing for me about geezerhood

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  1. crazypreacher

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    Is not playing baseball. I miss tossing the ball around and the pop of the mitts.
     
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    You wanna play catch, champ?
     
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    Shut up.
     
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    Lol.........Hehehehehehehee.........
     
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    You did that double dong thingy?
     
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    Add a giggle smiley to complete the stupid asshole trifecta.
     
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    You mean it's not the enlarged prostate, the labored peeing, and the dribbling in your underwear after you put it back in?
     
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    Ya Your mom went nuts for it.
     
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    The peeing is annoying.
     
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    Don't get proud......Everbody knows shes a 'Hoor...........
     
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    He burned ya'.........It was funny........
     
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    It was good, but I can quickly fetch his weird vegan garbage.
     
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    piddle

    :artiejj:
     
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    You "Hung" One over the plate.........See what I did there?
     
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    I miss having a strong back. I risk a week long backache every time I wipe my ass.
     
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    Ya. You irritated the shit out of me.
     
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    Running. I'd like to run few miles for no reason at all.
     
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    As far as the delayed piss.......Just wait a second or two after your done.....And rub the underside of your cock with a finger..
    You'll be shocked how much extra comes out.....
     
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    Hehehehehehehee.......:)
     
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    Jesus.