Sports The worst thing for me about geezerhood

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by crazypreacher, Mar 22, 2016.

  1. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

    Reputations:
    13,647
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    49,571
    Likes Received:
    50,387
    Is not playing baseball. I miss tossing the ball around and the pop of the mitts.
     
  2. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

    Reputations:
    20,013
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    90,448
    Likes Received:
    19,850
    You wanna play catch, champ?
     
  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

    Reputations:
    13,647
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    49,571
    Likes Received:
    50,387
    Shut up.
     
  4. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    8,251
    Joined:
    May 13, 2012
    Messages:
    27,795
    Likes Received:
    20,686
    Lol.........Hehehehehehehee.........
     
    The Booey and yaddc like this.
  5. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    8,251
    Joined:
    May 13, 2012
    Messages:
    27,795
    Likes Received:
    20,686
    You did that double dong thingy?
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

    Reputations:
    13,647
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    49,571
    Likes Received:
    50,387
    Add a giggle smiley to complete the stupid asshole trifecta.
     
    ljc likes this.
  7. Mr. Meatkabob

    Mr. Meatkabob Unsticking the Bat Wings

    Reputations:
    11,288
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2015
    Messages:
    4,503
    Likes Received:
    5,082
    You mean it's not the enlarged prostate, the labored peeing, and the dribbling in your underwear after you put it back in?
     
  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

    Reputations:
    13,647
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    49,571
    Likes Received:
    50,387
    Ya Your mom went nuts for it.
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

    Reputations:
    13,647
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    49,571
    Likes Received:
    50,387
    The peeing is annoying.
     
  10. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    8,251
    Joined:
    May 13, 2012
    Messages:
    27,795
    Likes Received:
    20,686
    Don't get proud......Everbody knows shes a 'Hoor...........
     
  11. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    8,251
    Joined:
    May 13, 2012
    Messages:
    27,795
    Likes Received:
    20,686
    He burned ya'.........It was funny........
     
  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

    Reputations:
    13,647
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    49,571
    Likes Received:
    50,387
    It was good, but I can quickly fetch his weird vegan garbage.
     
  13. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    14,540
    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2011
    Messages:
    49,068
    Likes Received:
    12,107
    piddle

    :artiejj:
     
    Mr. Meatkabob likes this.
  14. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    8,251
    Joined:
    May 13, 2012
    Messages:
    27,795
    Likes Received:
    20,686
    You "Hung" One over the plate.........See what I did there?
     
    Mr. Meatkabob likes this.
  15. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    14,540
    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2011
    Messages:
    49,068
    Likes Received:
    12,107
    I miss having a strong back. I risk a week long backache every time I wipe my ass.
     
  16. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

    Reputations:
    13,647
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    49,571
    Likes Received:
    50,387
    Ya. You irritated the shit out of me.
     
    Pooh bear likes this.
  17. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    14,540
    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2011
    Messages:
    49,068
    Likes Received:
    12,107
    Running. I'd like to run few miles for no reason at all.
     
  18. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    8,251
    Joined:
    May 13, 2012
    Messages:
    27,795
    Likes Received:
    20,686
    As far as the delayed piss.......Just wait a second or two after your done.....And rub the underside of your cock with a finger..
    You'll be shocked how much extra comes out.....
     
  19. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    8,251
    Joined:
    May 13, 2012
    Messages:
    27,795
    Likes Received:
    20,686
    Hehehehehehehee.......:)
     
  20. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    17,099
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    58,401
    Likes Received:
    15,690
    Jesus.