The Worst Wedding You've Been To?

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  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    I drove 4 hours to an old HS friend's wedding. All they served for dinner were cold chicken wings and almost raw meatballs.
     
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    That sucks did they charge for a plate? I only gonto wedding that are open bar but give a great cash gift
     
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    MINE!
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  4. Tyler9258

    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    Any wedding during football season
     
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    Mine was great, 9 years later not so much.
     
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    A Saturday afternoon wedding,in a shitty part of Queens with no alcohol....
    Longest 4 hours of my life. Went right to the bar when we got back home :snicker:
     
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    Went to one where they didn't serve booze. Left very early.
     
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    My brother didn't serve booze at his wedding. I was the best man. During my speech the mic went out. I failed miserably. I got back to my table and my wife said "What the hell happened"? I had no idea.
     
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    Mine.
    I was ready to drive to Vegas and have Elvis marry us. However, I'm the only child and with my dad's health declining we let my parents take over and do what they want.
    The end result was me walking down the aisle to some fucking country music song. :suicide: And many of our relatives arrived in overalls and stained shirts. One of their mutant children took a wiz by the front door of the banquet hall. White trash wedding galore. We had vows that only lasted a few minutes. My dad has problems with his feet and really didn't want to have a first dance. I agreed. We just cranked up the music and everybody ate their dinner. You would think I killed a puppy. "How dare you not allow you're father a dance!" My response was " If you're not happy, put your plate of free food down and get the fuck out." Attendees decorated my SUV and spelled "Married" wrong.
    So in short, I have no sentimental feelings about my wedding day.
     
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    All of them suck. Waste of time and money. I always refuse them. Shakedown for a gift.
     
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    It's a toss up between two weddings. One was for an old friend who had a cash bar and was catered by Subway, the other was a Dutch Reformed wedding with no music, just skits put on by family and friends and absolutely no booze. We knew this ahead of time and brought our own. It made the skits far more funnier.
     
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    How about 90 plus degrees in a tux.
     
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    I really wanted to be married by Elvis in Vegas!!! My mother was a fucking nightmare about my wedding and if it weren't for the fact my Father in law was dying of lung cancer (he came from the hospital to our wedding, insisted on making a speech to welcome me into the family then went back to the hospital) and my family from England flying in, I would have done it!

    Sorry yours didn't turn out exactly like you wanted. :console:
     
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    a cousin got married on a sunday afternoon

    fucking bullshit

    i'm very happy his wife cheated on him-got knocked up-and left him
     
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    My in laws had a camp site in central PA. We'd go there a couple times a year. They're real nice, down to earth people but the others that had sites there were the most backwoods rednecks you'd ever seen.
    So anyway, we get there on a Friday late afternoon and my m.i.l. tells us that one of their "neighbors" is having a wedding the next day. This is before we had a child, so basically the weekend was about drinking, smoking weed and opiated hash and just hanging out.
    We go to the "wedding" the next day and all I can really say is just imagine a bunch of hillbillies having a huge party in the woods, and one of them is wearing something that slightly resembles a wedding dress. I was so fucked up I couldn't really do anything other than sit there and smile.
    While it was the worst wedding I've ever attended, it was a fucking blast
     
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    I remember my Father was so pissed once; one of Mother's friends decided to have her kid baptized ... on SUPER BOWL SUNDAY. He didn't want to go but she insisted. :banghead: He still caught some of the game, though ....
     
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    Years ago I was hired to photograph a wedding in Vermont, ceremony was fine. At the party I took a pic of the bride smoking a cig next to the keg of beer. A cup in her hand. I wish I could find it but those pics were before digital.
     
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    This one got kinda bad towards the end

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    But it was still better than my own, which I can't seem to remember.
     
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    There have been so many weddings over the years, they are just one big blur.
    I think the worst was a Mets-themed wedding.
    I mean, it was okay, and I do love the Mets, but the orange and blue all over the place was a bit much.
    I don't think I ever went to a wedding that didn't have alcohol, thank god.
    Has anyone ever been to a wedding at Leonard's of Great Neck? Oy vey! :)