The "Would You Fuck Beth" Poll...End of Year Edition

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by markluke, Dec 18, 2014.

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Would you fuck Beth?

  1. No, not even with your dick

    17 vote(s)
    27.9%
  2. No, not unless I was extremely drunk or high and couldn't remember it the next day

    3 vote(s)
    4.9%
  3. Yes, after a few drinks, it might be fun, and I'd wear a condom

    6 vote(s)
    9.8%
  4. Yes, but it would be a total hate fuck and I'd give her a dirty sanchez at the end

    22 vote(s)
    36.1%
  5. Yes, she's hot, I'd ride her like a camel

    13 vote(s)
    21.3%
  6. No, I'm lame and would never even think to go against Howard here

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    It's that time again...with all of her latest inanities, and Howard still claiming that their love is boundless and that any male with a dick wants to fuck her...what's your position on this?
     
  2. Quite Frankly

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    I don't know what I'm more jealous of, their deep true love or their passionate condom-focused sex sessions.
     
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    She's not my type at all. I'm not into women with bony asses, square tits, jack o'lantern grins, pterodactyl arms, Patrick Ewing sized hands and clown feet with no brains.

    Also, it's unfair to take advantage of the mentally challenged.
     
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    So basically if you had nothing better you'd fuck her.
     
  5. lilbuddy67

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    Actually I would with the caveat that she not speak. Make groaning noises, sex noises, whatever. That VOICE! And no red lipstick!
     
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    Of course. She's not a hideous monster.
     
  7. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I wonder if she's ever screamed out "fuck me Abdul"in the heat of the moment with Wiggy?
    Oh wait,heat of the moment,Wiggy,never mind.
     
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    Well, I'm assuming she's a beard of some kind so Howard's cock has never actually been in there, so ... yeah, I would. (If there was nothing good on TV.)
     
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    I'd bang her and never call her again
     
  10. captbill

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    The red lipstick is good for seeing how far down her throat you can go.
     
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    I'd hit it...with a frying pan!
    Bitch is scary!
     
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    no. I don't like trannies. and I'm serious. manly "women" do not do it for me.
     
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    markluke Well-Known Member

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    So far it's 40% for a hate fuck with a dirty sanchez at the end (which was my vote as well). Makes me wonder if she was subjected to this kind of treatment during her "European modeling" days. She's thick-boned so her body can tolerate a fair amount of abuse.
     
  14. Jim Lahey

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    She looked hot in that photo she took with that handsome guy, Jared? Otherwise no. But a better poll question would be: would you stick it in that mouth full of giant choppers? I'd rather go fight ISIS AND the North Koreans by myself than stick my donnacher in that mouth.
     
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    Beth mounting Howard. 1 min in.

     
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