The Yoda Death Pool

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  1. Honkey Donkey

    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

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    I know , i know , Im going to hell for doing making this thread.
    The bottom line is a year ago The Gunk said Yoda the bully could go at any time and had
    a bad heart.
    A year later he is a live and kicking and bossing around other cats.

    So place your bets
    Place your bets.

    What is your date that Yoda kicks the bucket ?

    Im taking Oct 1st

    Post your picks
     
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  2. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I thought Apple was close to death.

    Which cat is dying and requires my constant Instagram support? Please tell me whom to worship.
     
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    If he died, Howard would just name another cat Yoda. Beth would be too dumb to know the difference.
     
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    December 16, 2015.

    Yoda will die from the stress of Howard's cliffhanger show at the end of the year.
     
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    yoda will be in a six-man tag team match in heaven on feb 30, 2017
     
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    money will keep yoda alive
     
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    I think he has another 15 years, because I don't believe any vet diagnosed him with a sad heart devoid of #purpose.
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    Yoda is the Dick Cheney heart of cats..He will live forever, and maybe even have a heart transplant, probably from Appoe after she kicks the bucket..
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I think there was nothing wrong with Yoda from day one. They probably made a cover story so Beefarino could have an expencive cat for free.
     
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    Looking at some of the before and after pics, I'm fairly certain that's already happened.
     
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    Remember when she posted the video of Yoda bullying the other cats . The other cats need to team up and bum rush him once and for all .
     
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    all that money just to build a four room second story ? Go figure ....
     
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    He was cured, it's a whole thing.
     
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    This just in ! The Gunk stole the Yoda Bit from this dude !

     
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    My friend's dad has a pretty bad ticker that is gonna require some serious surgery soon.. I suggested, as a more sure-fire alternative, he foster some adorable but rambunctious prepubescent orphans for his dad to take care of. He had the shortsighted audacity to scoff at this new breakthrough in modern medicine.
     
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    Yeah , because taking care of a bunch of wild kids is good for the heart. That's beff logic medicine.:beer:
     
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    i thought star wars when i saw the headline.
     
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