THEORY: What if Artie actually records the "missing" podcasts...

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  1. Night Ape

    Night Ape Well-Known Member

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    ...but Falato refuses to post them because Artie is way too fucked up for public exposure.

    This could be why they never seem to get a show posted on time, if at all.

    I bet there are days they record 2 separate shows, hours apart, desperately hoping for enough air-able content to constitute a single episode, only to realize that if they release what they have, they'll all be out of a job.

    Those are the times you tweet Falato and he says "Yes there's a show today. We're just running late!" and one never materializes.

    Can you imagine what those "lost episodes" sound like?
     
  2. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I think you may be on to something here. If Art ever pisses off Dan.....we may get to hear those recordings if they exist. I hear that on yesterdays podcast he was talking about his AXS Live appearance.....I wonder if he will mention anything about how fucked up he appeared to be.
     
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    How would they be out of a job? Don't they put the show on themselves, without any sponsors?

    You may definitely be on to something with the material being so incoherent that Dan just scraps the entire show. Hell I may subscribe if they put Artie on all fucked up with a mild case of Tourette's, swearing and saying what he really wants to say but is afraid of the backlash from the people he cuts down
     
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    I think you guys are being way too generous to Artie and Falato. We saw with the directv show that artie just doesn't show up to work - and that was at a major company that was paying him well. as for falato saying shows are on the way, he's just a sheister who covers for artie (remember when they talked about artie going to get heroin and dan told stacy - artie's sister - that artie went to get starbucks?)

    with a podcast, where artie answers to no one except for rick from la or gerard from detroit, of course his attendance will be even worse
     
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    Agree. Falato is the ultimate enabler. Enablers think they are doing a good deed but really they are keeping the person from correcting their own mistakes.

    They did put that awful episode on the air recently where Artie just riffed as movie characters for two hours.
     
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    Oh how far Dan has fallen since the days of getting Mark Graces' sloppy fifths
     
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    The shows usually end up awkward at this point, with Fallato laughing at Artie's weird premises that go on way too long. I guess this is his form of sabotaging the podcast.
     
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    They shouldn't have a job but idiots keep paying for this shit fest.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    not me anymore, although it's astonishing how easily i listen to it for free. truly unbelievable, actually - only artie lange could be so incompetent
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Yesterday's podcast cut off early again. Artie said they'd be right back to dish on all this amazing gossip about Bocchetti and his new commercial and a bunch of other stuff, then next thing you hear is Falato´s timid chipmunk voice claiming that Artie had a condo board meeting to attend or something (because that makes sense as an excuse, being that a podcast can be recorded at any time) and that´s all for today
     
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    86 Arties having Trump on friday
     
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    They're obviously chopping up sessions to serve as multiple podcasts. And doing a really poor job of it.

    I am looking forward to Bocchetti's return to the show Thursday, tho..
     
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    My God how awful is the show if you are looking forward to hearing that fuck?
     
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    Mike is the star of the show. It's only worth listening to when he's on.
     
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    Artie is really shitting on the couple thousand fans he has lately, purposely doing what he calls "gibberish." It is weird, and mental.
     
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    uh ok.
     
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    Sheeeiitttttttt who knew? I consider this a pretty shitty reflection on Artie, that fat tub of gelatinous goo (Artie) is riding on Mike's back now
    How fucking low will Artie sink before Artie tries the knife hiding stunt again?

    Somebody needs to just slap the fuck out of Artie and throw Dan out on the street to see if this helps, if it doesn't help Artie then oh well then there was nothing going to help Artie

    As for Dan being an enabler, hell it sounds like the people paying for this shit show are the main enablers IF the show is as bad as some say. I haven't heard a show yet because when I had the time to go to Youtube and listen all the shows were gone
     
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    Night Ape Well-Known Member

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    Calling last night's episode a "return to form" would be disingenuous (as the majority of the shows are horrible) but it was pretty good.
     
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    sign up for an account on artiequitter.com
    or if you already have an account sign into it.
    then click on "podcast" after you're signed in
    on the right side of the page are a list of the last 5 podcasts. click on any of them and you can listen to them.
     
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    Ahh ok, thanks a lot
     
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