Entertainment There’s A GoFundMe To Help ‘Get Kanye Out Of Debt’ And The Comments Are FanFuckingTastic, A++, 10 Ou

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  1. Scarlett Ohara

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    http://brobible.com/entertainment/article/gofundme-kanye-comments-priceless/
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    GOFUNDME



    The comments on this thing are fucking PRICELESS too:

    “I would rather pepper spray my own dickhole than give him a penny.”

    “I would rather give money to the westboro baptist church than this dick.”

    “Taylor Swift is worth over $200 million and makes $80 million a year. Maybe you shouldn’t have been such a douchebag to her you Walmart hobo”

    “Please….How about you suck the implant out of your wifes ass and auction it off…..What an Idiot”

    “He can eat a big bag of dicks, I’m not giving him shit.”

    “This might, literally, be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Congratulations. You’re what’s wrong with the world.”


    “If one person donates one red cent, they should be punched in the face!”

    “The world does not owe that no-talent ass clown a living. All he can do is chant in a monotone about banging white girls who want nothing to do with him. Get a JOB, sir. Earn your living like real men do.”

    “I was looking for a fuck to give.. But it turns out I am out..”

    “Maybe you can sell your testicles? Not like you should reproduce anyways.”

    “Lmmfao how about you start charging bitches to stick their fingers in your booty? I ain’t giving you shit. You fkn suck.”

    “lmao Karma is Bitch. I leave two farts and a burp”

    “If he will fight Justin Bieber to the death, I will give $1000 to the winner.”

    “I would rather smell and elephants shit from inside its asshole than give Kanye West a single solitary cent!”

    “I lost my damn Neosporin. If Kanye comes to my house and finds my Neosporin, I will donate $500 to this page. This is a promise.”



    They just keep on going and going and going, they’re amazing. If you want to check out the rest of the comments CLICK HERE to head on over to the GoFundMe.

    Now for my rant…

    First up, his ongoing mental breakdown is fucking stupid. He’s trying to build hype like he’s a tortured artist experience a manic state when in reality he’s got NOTHING on Amanda Bynes. I want Taylor Swift to go on Instagram with the statement ‘Kanye, I need to stop you right there but Amanda Bynes had the best mental breakdown of all time’ and drop the mic.

    If we’re being honest though I believe all of this is an act, because what Kanye lacks in intelligence and general likability he makes up for by being an incredible marketer. The dude knows how to drum up support. He didn’t marry the most popular reality star in the world for no reason, their lives fit perfectly together. She’s an even better marketer than he is, and she’s been noticeably silent throughout this entire debacle, which leads me to believe that she’s in on this entire charade. But why wouldn’t she be? We’re sitting here talking about both of them right now like they fucking matter at all, THEY DON’T. The more we talk about them the more his album will eventually sell and the more people will buy their stupid fucking clothes…I’m just exhausted by the PR machine that is this family, it’s breaking me down.
     
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    The creator of the gofundme, Jeremy Piatt, says that he wont take a penny.

    Its up to $660 as of this post...

    Wow, people are fucking retarded.

    Reading the comments by recent donors, most of them are using it as a way to advertise their product or service, which is actually kind of interesting.

    :bigthink
     
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    "People want to give money to this Kanye Weshhht, I've never heard of him, but people won't buy Beth's calendar? I don't get it Robin.....






    Robin??"
     
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    nah nah man..he just playin.. player
     
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    If ever there was someone who deserved to live in a refrigerator box, it's this dickhead. Maybe Andy Dick will let him move into his tool shed?
     
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    And, you nailed it!
     
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    This will not end well
     
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    This will not end well
     
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    Browser froze (sorry for triple post)
     
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    $ 324.00 of $ 53.0 m:lol: [​IMG]
     
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    Hope he od's on a coke and semen cocktail.
     
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    "Please….How about you suck the implant out of your wifes ass and auction it off…..What an Idiot”

    :cwl:
     
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    How dumb are these people who donated anything to him?:bounce:
     
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    I fucking hate him.

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    Best thing I have ever seen on the internet since I first discovered xvideos.com For research purposes, I mean.
     
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    We should all do what's right and donate leave an unflattering message on the page
     
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    Well Kanye, looks like enough has been donated so you can go rent a gun, and buy a bullet.

    If he will fight Justin Bieber to the death, I will give $1000 to the winner

    I would donate to this but I recently bought your wife's sex tape for only $3 so I felt that's a better deal and you still get something out of it

    I remember back when he was on that show Family Matters. Steve Urkel was such a laid-back fun loving character. I can't believe he's not still getting a residual income from that show. He looked better with glasses. I also like the way he sang back then better , Maybe it's just because his voice changed. I would love to give money to help Steve Urkle, but frankly he just got mean. I will give them props for marrying that Kaitlyn guy' son though. It takes a lot to come out of the closet like that publicly. However, I can't afford to give him any money because I just gave five dollars to the Jeffrey Dahmer Memorial Refridgerator Store Go Fund Me campaign. I'm sorry Kanye, please express my sympathies to your husband as well.
     
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    he's SUCH a gay fish.