there are 953 kids in my yard right now.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Sep 29, 2012.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I think I'm turning into that pissed-off old man in the neighborhood cause I want to strangle them all.
     
  2. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    high school girls?

    pics?

    :pray:
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    not yet, maybe 6 more years.
     
  4. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    oh

    :depressed:
     
  5. Jack-A-Roe

    Jack-A-Roe Active Member

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    make with the pics
     
  6. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Turn on your lawn sprinkler. :c
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    [video=youtube;IMTOeivHrRM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMTOeivHrRM[/video]
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    dude, you know we'll still be here.
     
  9. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    why?
     
  10. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    That's part of the reason why I moved to the country......less people, especially kids, around. When I lived in the city I hated how neighborhood kids would just play ball and use my front yard as part of their field. I don't have kids so I don't want other people's spawn tearing up my yard and being noisy as fuck!

    :grouch:
     
  11. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I live in the sticks!!! My house is the official gathering place of the neighborhood . It's insane.
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    to be fair, 2 of the kids are mine.
     
  13. JJR

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    Bro... go outside.
     
  14. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    what are they doing?
     
  15. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Start burying some in the back yard, rumors start then next thing you know kids stop coming over. Problem solved.

    Sorry, I thought you mentioned something before where you were sorta suburban. My mistake.....the sticks rule!
     
  16. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Go outside and beat up the biggest one. This establishes dominance and they'll know that they are in your territory.
     
  17. Jack-A-Roe

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    pics?
     
  18. Jack-A-Roe

    Jack-A-Roe Active Member

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    why the hell does your neighborhood have gatherings?
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    screaming
     
  20. Pony

    Pony Well-Known Member VIP

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    Do they ask you for drinks and run in and out of your house to use the bathroom?