There hasn't been a good poop thread around here lately

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  1. Capn Crud

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    We did a nice female reproductive and urinary tract thread earlier.
     
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    I missed that

    Sounds promising :hat:
     
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    We found out that daveindiego thought that piss came out of the women's puss.
     
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    Any Clutch thread qualifies as a :shit: thread.
     
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    I was thinking the same thing recently.

    Not about Clutch, poop threads.
     
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    There are no good poop threads.
     
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    i had a decent poop thread a week or two ago about how i destroyed my butt pooing before work one morning.

    i was going to start a thread about "the littlest poo" that included a picture of the tiniest little turd ever. i farted and it came out and that was all the pooing i had to do. but i deleted it yesterday b/c it was on my phone and was going to end up on the "cloud" so my gf could see it on the apple tv if she looked at pics.
     
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    I cleaned my downstairs toilet this morning. That's my poop place, my wife handles business in the upstairs bathroom like a princess.

    So anyway, under the seat near where my ass crack would be were a couple specks of poop, and I was like, huh, look at the fucking trajectory from asshole to under the seat, or maybe it was a ricochet off the water and back up under the seat.

    I think I would have enjoyed being a forensic investigator.
     
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    I'd be all like this with my toilet and poop spec.

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    poop dexter.

    had to be back splash from some diarrhea poop. don't ask how i know.
     
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    thanks for your collaboration.
     
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    Oh You silly goose!
     
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    Type 6 with stomach ache chaser. Too much granola cereal.
     
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    I just had one that was a little messy. One chunk was at the front of the toilet. I had to recheck my ball sack to make sure I didn't have any on there
     
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    Oh, and I was pretty drunk when I made this thread. I didn't remember it until I was just scrolling down :eek: