There Is An Oreck Store A Few Doors Down From Where I Am Working....

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  1. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    Its not very busy....:coffee:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Just kill me now. :facepalm:
     
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    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    i think i'll go in and see who works there....
     
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    They REALLY need to revamp their product line.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    When's the last time you were even on Oreck.com????? We revamped everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cuss:
     
  6. banksy

    banksy I tell all my hoes RAKE IT UP VIP

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    Consumer Reports doesn't even rank Oreck in their Top 5.
     
  7. ChuckZ

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    :emperor:
     
  8. DogStar69

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    Who would open a vacuum store?
    If you did why would you only sell one brand?

    Plus carpeting is very 80s and out of style.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I thought you ejaculated horses for a living? Why would there be an Oreck store a few stores down when you don't even work in a store? :rolleyes:
     
  10. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    mabye they opened the place to make sure their kids would never be unemployed....
     
  11. FatKidSullivan

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    Quit refering to Oreck as "we." You're not part of the Oreck family and you never will be. They are ashamed that you work as a cash register monkey in one of their stores.
     
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    They should have invested in opening a McDonalds instead. How many of them are outdated or close down?
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    All of you can go to fucking hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo:
     
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    Reps for ninjaing me
     
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    Imagine opening a store where you don't even get 1 customer per day on certain days. I'd be surprised if they get more than 4 customers a month walk in.
     
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    I bet there's green shag carpeting in hell :grad:
     
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    Hell > Oreck store.
     
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    The vacuums look old as fuck. :dontknow: The bag idea has kinda gone by the way side, too.

    We are actually in the market for a new vacuum and I suggested she look at the Orecks and she didn't like the aesthetics of them.

    I'm not running Orecks down, but the product APPEARS to be outdated. :dontknow:

    I think we'll end up with a Dyson off woot.com but who knows.
     
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    or you could make a better choice :coffee:
     
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    Hi, I'm David Oreck.

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