There is no cure for sweaty armpits

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by HowardsPrenup, Feb 25, 2013.

  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    There just isn't. I've tried every kind of deodorant I can think of. I've tried Cert-Dri. Nothing works. I'm sure many of you guys out there have the same problem. IT IS THE BANE OF MY FUCKING EXISTENCE :grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Try using dry wall spackle, that might help. :c
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Ah, yes... I was wondering what would break first... Your spirit, or your body?
     
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    Your armpits sweat for a reason, even though it's embarrassing.....toxins and stuff need to come out. I never use antiperspirant; just deodorant, and I skip THAT when I can....
     
  6. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Call your dr and get Botox injections. Normally covered by insurance :)
     
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  8. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    I'm writing that one down :iohi5:
     
  9. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    I know a friend that got botox injections in her forehead for excessive sweating. She said they didn't work. That sounds like a real sonofabitch, getting a bunch of shots in the armpit :surprised:
     
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    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    i'm more of a butt-sweat man myself
     
  12. Just Peachy

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    Use Women's Secret Baby Powder Fresh. They also have a prescription strength version.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I have the forehead issue. :facepalm:
     
  14. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    [video=youtube;hTWKbfoikeg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg[/video]
     
  15. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Try not drinking for a couple days you sauce hound you.
     
  16. Boss Ono

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    This. Drink enough water till your pee runs clear. No stink. No pit stains or ring around the collar. You won't have bad breath either. :smile:
     
  17. Summer

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    I thought sweating was important for getting rid of toxins
     
  18. Mur

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    I like sweating
     
  19. Summer

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    If you sit in the sauna enough your sweat will barely smell
     
  20. Summer

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    Yeah I never wear that stuff just shower a couple times a day