There is no god damm shortage of breads in this house

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  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    this just dawned on me when i went to get a bagel for breakfast

    here is the composite list:

    left over garlic bread from dinner
    italian bread by oroweat
    english muffins by thomas's
    double fiber wheat from oroweat
    flat pita bread
    plain bagels by lenders
    artisian loaf from safeway
    raisin bread from oroweat


    when i was growing up we had a loaf of wonder bread the occasional treat of english muffins, and on sundays dad would bring home bagels and bialys along with a nice italian bread for dinner.

    please tell me im not the only that has this much bread products.
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I have one loaf of whole wheat bread in my house.

    I can't bring raisin bread home because I'll eat the entire loaf in one sitting.:eek:

    If I have bread that going stale, I usually make it into croutons.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i have been throwing out stale bread for years...and every time i do i get a lil annoyed about wasting the money...

    oh, just found another...those stale bagel chips you buy on purpose

    wtf?
     
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    Pro Tip: Re: staleness and too much bread, there's this obscure kitchen appliance you might want to look into. Technical name is THE FREEZER.
     
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    I know! Those bagel chips are usually at least $3 for a tiny bag.

    I hate wasting food, my mother imbued me with guilt. She grew up dirt poor. I also have a compost heap. :facepalm:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    lol...that thing is full all the time!!
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Half loaf of wheat. That's it.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    wow

    not even some bagels?
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Sometimes, but not at the moment.
     
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    FTM keeps an inventory of 17 different types of mustard.


    you can't beat that.
     
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    I love Egg Flavored Bagels and Everything Bagels, but I never eat breakfast, so a bagel for me is a rare treat. :buffet:
     
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    Orowheat factory outlets ftw
     
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    :giggle: I hate you. :)
     
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    Shortage of bialys. :coffee:
     
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    Chriza says 1 bagel = 4 or 5 slices of bread.

    Kinda killed my bagel vyb. :mad:
     
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    :vomit:
     
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    I keep 2 loaves of wheat. And if tortillas are considered a bread I got a truck load of those in the freezer. But, that's it. I only have that cuz I gots 4 kids and I go through half a loaf a day making them lunch.
     
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    Sweet
     
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    WTF is that?!?!?!?