Stern Show There is no straight man that is obsessed with cock like Howard is

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  1. Phantom Lord

    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

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    I caught the show when it started today. They had been on vacation so I expected some 10 day old news stories. Right out of the gate Howard starts talking about these paparazzi photos of Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom. All Howard wants to discuss is Orlando's cock and how big it is.

    If that weren't enough, Howard said he was having trouble finding the uncensored pics that didn't have a black box over his dick. He described how he was searching all over the Internet for it. Robin even advised him the use the Mr. Skin site for women and gay men. He kept going on and on about it.

    Maybe its me, but that is not normal for a straight guy. I played football in high school and shared a dorm room in college with guys. You talk about all sorts of crass and dirty stuff. Never once did we talk or care about other guy's dicks.

    Am I wrong, or are there other straight guys that think this much about other guy's junk like Howard does?
     
  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Oh boy
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    And no way am I reading this :dancin:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    I bet that post sucks
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    If it annoys you, then why do you listen?
     
  6. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    Quite the opposite, non-gays AVOID the subject of cock.
     
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    EvolvedMarbles Well-Known Member

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    Most common answer: I want to see which cock he talks about next
     
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    Wait a second....Howard likes cock? When the fuck did this happen?!?!?!?!

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    CrucifiedAGT He's Around VIP

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    I turned on the show this morning when I was in the office. It started with him babbling on for an hour about how amazing Orlando Blooms cock is. He could not stop talking about how great it was.

    You could hear him drooling though the radio.

    It was the worst hour of radio I had ever heard in my life. I looked to post in the listening thread but I guess we dont have one anymore?
     
  11. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge VIP

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    He was practically salivating. Seriously.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm pretty obsessed with my cock...but it ends there.
     
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    Thanks to Beefus and Marci Turk, what does Howard have left to talk about? I guarantee he thinks he's being "edgy" like he was in the 90's. He just doesn't realize that, for his audience, hearing a 62 year old man talk for an hour about another guy's cock is just creepy. Either that, or they already know that their whole audience in 2016 is Soccer Moms. No middle-aged truck driver from Indiana wants to hear about how great Orlando Bloom's cock is for an hour...
     
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    Penelope VIP Extreme Gold

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    No subject genuinely excites or interests him more, and it shows.
     
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    Yep, sports showers , dorms.
    There was a joke or 2 on the guy with the smallest dick some guys would do ( I'd never stoop there) and then a few guys with big packages always bragged or talk themselves up (there is always 1 or 2 of these guys....insecure much? But they were hung haha)

    That's the extent, cock talk or anything else never happens never amongst the guys.
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member VIP

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    Thanks captain obvious,this was going on like 6 years ago when I listened last.How does Howard's piss taste?
     
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    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Doss he still use the "I know my audience" line?
     
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    I looked at the pic, but I was left thinking, "Is it that big, though?"

    That's about all the mental effort I put into the subject.
     
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    Howard's gay, pure and simple. No mystery.
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    Obviously Howard doesnt know how to use the internet if he had so much trouble finding the uncensored pic.