There is still a chance for Beefus

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  1. Afganistand

    Afganistand Motivationally Deficient VIP

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    To make us all happy and die taking a selfie

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolo...-selfies-this-year-than-by-shark-attacks.html

    There have been a few tragic news stories about selfie deaths in the past year or so, but until now it hasn't been so clear exactly how rife the selfie death phenomenon really is.
    You may be more afraid of sharks than selfies, but actually statistically
    the latter is more deadly
    There have been twelve recorded selfie deaths in 2015 so far, compared to eight people dying because of shark attacks

    The Russians came out with no selfie warning signs, I kinda like this one

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    Don't show it to Beefus
     
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  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I take a lot of selfies. I may be in trouble. I am vertical most of the day though.
     
  3. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    She should sit on her selfie stick.
     
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    I don't think I've ever taken a "selfie" or even thought to.
     
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  5. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...cant we just get her to play with and electric outlet and a butter knife?
     
  6. Afganistand

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    Hopefully, you aren't doing any of these
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    Let me fill in for GP,

    When are you gonna be posting said selfies here at the Shed, and they do include boobies, right? :D
     
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  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Soon!
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I've done the gun and car ones.
     
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    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    Duck face season.

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    A "selfie death" would only make her famous. Quite the irony isn't it?
     
  12. Afganistand

    Afganistand Motivationally Deficient VIP

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    The truth of that makes my head hurt, I need a drink :shots:
     
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