There might be something wrong with this chick

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Oklahoma woman slashed face of boyfriend's dead ex in funeral home: cops
    BY Lee Moran
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Tuesday, May 5, 2015, 9:20 AM
    [​IMG] Tulsa Police
    Shaynna Sims allegedly slashed her deceased victim's head from her hairline to the tip of her nose.
    An Oklahoma woman slashed the face of her boyfriend's dead ex-girlfriend after visiting her corpse at a funeral home, police said.

    Shaynna Sims allegedly cut her deceased victim's head from her hairline to the tip of her nose in the sickening attack at the Moore Funeral Home Eastlawn Chapel in Tulsa last Thursday.

    The cadaver's makeup ended up being smeared and clumps of her hair were thrown to the floor, reports Fox23.

    Shocked mourners and staff called cops. Sims fled the chapel but was later found at the dead woman's apartment.

    She'd got inby claiming to relatives of the deceased that she was picking up jewelry to wear to the funeral, according to Tulsa World.

    Officers found she was carrying a pair of scissors, a box cutter and a folding knife with strands of the dead woman's hair on it.

    Sims, who also goes by the surname of Smith, was charged on a misdemeanor complaint of illegal dissection. She could face the more serious charge of vandalizing a corpse.

    She remains in jail on $20,000 bond. A court hearing is scheduled for Thursday.

    Mystery still surrounds why Sims carried out the horrifying assault.

    "I was hoping by now this young lady would have talked and given her motivation behind why she did what she did," said Tulsa Police Department spokesman Sgt. Shane Tuell.

    "But apparently she's keeping that to herself," he added.
     
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  2. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Ya, her one eye is a inch lower than the other. Not to mention that make up job. Some whores...
     
  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    That'll show that corpse....
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Cuzzin fukken
     
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    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

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    Definitely missing a chromosome or two.
     
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  6. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    By the topography of her cranium......I'd say she's had a rough life.
     
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  7. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    That is one ugly bitch.
     
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    Glad they fixed up the corpse. Where's the pic of the perp?
     
  10. Freedom Fries

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    Sugar and spice and everything nice, that's what .................uh , oops not this time.
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    I feel bad for her boyfriend. Ex dead, new one a loon.
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    I think it says a lot about the society we live in that there is actually a law on the books about "vandalizing a corpse".
     
  13. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    GUILTY!
     
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    Inbreed.
     
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    Chicken Soda Unknown Member

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    All it takes is outrage from people from a couple of incidents where a criminal walks free because they can't be charged. That's why they passed bestiality laws.
     
  16. joemama

    joemama Well-Known Member

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    maybe she thought the ex was sleeping...
     
  18. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    I'd love to see a photo of the boyfriend.

    Me thinks he's a mess and he's really bad at picking women.
     
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    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    At least the corps didn't bleed all over the white satin in the casket! :coffee: :whistle:
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    Me thinks they're the king and queen of Oklahoma.
     
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