There was a girl at the vet's office yesterday sobbing hysterically

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    She sounded like when Rambo cries at the end of First Blood except even louder. She was in there for like 20 minutes sobbing so loudly and uncontrollably like her buddy's legs had just been blown off in Vietnam.

    Then when she came out she had on short shorts and I saw her buttcrack because her shorts were so low. She had huge sunglasses on, too. She was like a white trash Paris Hilton.

    It was really awkward because the waiting room kept filling up until there were no more chairs and there were dogs and cats everywhere...People couldn't control their dogs and they all started rearing up and growling, this lady was in there sobbing like a bitch, and then this one guy is playing the GEICO "HUMP DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" sound effect on his iphone over and over and over again.

    It was truly a nightmare.

    Thank you.
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I cried hard when I put my Black lab down and had to walk through the lobby. I didn't care.
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    No pix Bob? WTFF?
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Did you sob?
     
  5. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    I'm sorry for your rough day.
     
  6. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    tits and asscrack or gtfo
     
  7. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    When putting an animal down, pay for the appointment in advance (of the hot spike), then make a clean getaway so that this doesn't happen to you.
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I was there to put my cat down. It got totally unbearable. My cat was in fucking agony with all of these rednecks and their pets swarming around this tiny little office. And then when I heard that girl crying, I was just like, "This is going to take all day." The bizarreness of it all helped me cope with gassing my own precious kitty.
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Well it's kind of hard to know when your animal is going to be dying. I guess I'll just pencil in my next pet's death a few years in advance so it's more convenient for my schedule.
     
  10. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Right. Did you get pix of the short-shorts girl's asscrack & tits or not?
     
  11. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    Is this a euphemism?
     
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    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Sorry about your kitty bob :(
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    No, I was too busy staring at people who were already filthy as shit at 9:30 in the morning and wondering how they got that way. I live amongst the ugliest people on the planet. It is hard for me, being so pristine and wondrous looking.
     
  14. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    farcical post it seems, no asscrack, no dead cat
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    No.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Thank you. She was 14 which isn't all that ancient. This is the same one who got sick a few years ago. She got insanely obese after that surgery and she wasn't living life very fully.
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Okay
     
  18. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Easy, monkey! Everyone loses a beloved cat every now and then. I'm saying when you get to the vet's office on the day you're going to kill Fluffy, pay when you get there; no psychic flashes needed.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Oh, so if I pay when I get there, I get to magically transport myself and my dying cat ahead of everyone else who has made appointments and is already there and has been waiting. I get it now.
     
  20. Billy Brown

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    Pro Tip: find a vet that will come to your house and do it.