There was a Steven Seagal movie on last night and I dreamt I was kissing him

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    It was pretty cool. It was fat Steven Seagal, too, and he was being filmed 99 percent in the dark so you couldn't see the totality of his massiveness.
     
  2. BrulesRules

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    two nights ago I had a dream I was having sex with pornstar Lela Star at some hotel. I just remember squeezing her butt cheeks and it feeling very realistic in my dream.
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    did you feel his balls slap against that fat plum pussy of yours?
     
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    :dontknow: don't worry it was Lela Star pre tattoos and boob surgery :grad:
     
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    Well Brules, answer the question. :coffee:
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    That sounds like a pretty cool dream, though. We had to solve some kind of mystery together and he was protecting me.
     
  8. BrulesRules

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    So he was still pretending to be a cop like on that TV show?
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    No, unfortunately.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Yes. There was some kind of stain in this gross motel room we were in that he was looking at as a clue.
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I wish we could have gone to his dojo!
     
  12. BrulesRules

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    wonder if it was DNA or just a spilled milkshake?
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    It was a rust colored circular outline on the bed and it was coming from a drip around the fire extinguisher on the ceiling. I don't know what that means.

    I also watched Commando with Arnold and Alyssa Milano last night. It was a busy night.
     
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    I think the dream was telling you not to smoke in bed or you could die in a horrific fire. Just my interpretation anyways.
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    My lover burned up all my ass and legs, right to the springs.

    [video=youtube;tLZNqV0FfQc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLZNqV0FfQc[/video]
     
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    Instead of swapping spit with him you should be teaching his ass how to act.
     
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    Post of The Day! Robert of Trawr wins again! :derp:
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Ain't nobody got time fo dat. We were loving.
     
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    Out For Justice is Segal's best movie. His fake Brooklyn accent is awesome.
     
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    Steven would give you a roundhouse kick to the head if you ever dressed like you did in Paris around him.