There's a fucking snake in my trousers

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Vyb, Jul 8, 2012.

  1. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Please don't kill it.
     
  2. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :c Sup Ted
     
  4. Shine

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    :pissed: send me a picture of it
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :weird:
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Same old shit.


    Fuckin' around on the internet, looking for porn and trying to decide what to eat for dinner.
     
  7. droops42

    droops42 Well-Known Member

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    Check out naughtyamerica for porn.
     
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    Animal control won't show up for anything less than 6 inches .... Sorry
     
  9. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Nash is a Laker, Odom is a Clipper (again), and Ray Allen is going to the Heat. It's a lot for teh Vyber to take.
     
  10. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    that's what the internet was meant for; check out Xhamster or Spankwire for porn; and what about chinese food??
     
  11. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    don't let Nerd get within shovel distance! she gets hysterical.
     
  12. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    It's just at the cutoff....girthwise. :c
     
  13. TonyJax

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    I will kill it.

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  14. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Been there; they've always got quality shit.

    God Bless Mitch Kupchak. :usa:

    Lamar Odom and Ray Allen can suck my fat nuts.


    Especially Lamar Odom.

    I've been to those in the past.

    I always go to youjizz though.
     
  15. droops42

    droops42 Well-Known Member

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    I could get you a password for it.
     
  16. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    No shit?

    I'll take it if you've got it.
     
  17. deverrant

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    I won't kill it... I'll just give it a good beating.
     
  18. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :eek: It's coiling up and hissing.
     
  19. Shine

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    Kill it!!!
     
  20. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    It's not one of those spitting snakes is it?
    Because that's rude. I swear... I won't even give it the chance, I'll make sure I spit on it FIRST.