There's this big fat guy I work with and every morning at 10 am he goes to the restroom. His shit smells so bad it stinks up the whole damn office. What the fuck is he eating? Its disgusting! I feel like I'm forced to sit in his stink. All my co workers complain. Its just gross. Even worse he does it again right after lunch. I cant even go in the bathroom or I'll vomit. I feel like I'm living in his shit world 5 days a week. I cant take it anymore. I worry I'll get pink eye. I'm scared it seeps into my clothes. I wonder if I can get Ebola by breathing it. I have got to get him fired or kill him on his way home.