There's a guy at work who keeps stinking up the restrooms.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by UncaDollas, Oct 18, 2014.

  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    12,036
    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2012
    Messages:
    6,012
    Likes Received:
    2,082
    There's this big fat guy I work with and every morning at 10 am he goes to the restroom. His shit smells so bad it stinks up the whole damn office. What the fuck is he eating? Its disgusting! I feel like I'm forced to sit in his stink. All my co workers complain. Its just gross. Even worse he does it again right after lunch. I cant even go in the bathroom or I'll vomit. I feel like I'm living in his shit world 5 days a week. I cant take it anymore. I worry I'll get pink eye. I'm scared it seeps into my clothes. I wonder if I can get Ebola by breathing it. I have got to get him fired or kill him on his way home.

    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    Johnnykstaint likes this.
  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

    Reputations:
    216,454
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,015
    Likes Received:
    33,726
    You sell Hyundais in Baltimore too?:omg:
     
    Ingens, WillyBest and UncaDollas like this.
  3. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    12,036
    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2012
    Messages:
    6,012
    Likes Received:
    2,082
    All that fecal bacteria floating in the air.

    [​IMG]

    It's deadly
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

    Reputations:
    216,454
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,015
    Likes Received:
    33,726
    Are you that Indian BM was always talking about?
     
    UncaDollas likes this.
  5. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

    Reputations:
    -4,114
    Joined:
    Nov 13, 2010
    Messages:
    41,770
    Likes Received:
    1,481
    Cellophane the terlit
     
  6. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

    Reputations:
    164,261
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    80,814
    Likes Received:
    21,829
    :cwl:
     
    UncaDollas likes this.
  7. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    238,811
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    33,101
    Likes Received:
    23,634
    The restroom at my office is about the size of a 4 car garage but goddamn if some motherfuckers can't go in there and stink the whole place up... disgusting.

    Almost as bad as seeing a long pube on the lip of the urinal.

    People are gross.
     
    UncaDollas likes this.
  8. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

    Reputations:
    164,261
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    80,814
    Likes Received:
    21,829
    Damn Cup, where'd you find that av?
     
  9. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

    Reputations:
    164,261
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    80,814
    Likes Received:
    21,829
    B
    Dollas, Unca. :nojj:
     
    UncaDollas likes this.
  10. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

    Reputations:
    383,065
    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2012
    Messages:
    49,598
    Likes Received:
    42,824
    We use to have a big fat office girl who would stink up to office once a day with her massive shits she would eat a shit load of fast food at lunch then just blow up the bathroom.


    I don't work in the office so I always found it funny :jj:
     
    UncaDollas likes this.
  11. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

    Reputations:
    155,138
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    35,533
    Likes Received:
    3,641
    We have signs in our stalls reminding people to flush. We've also had people wipe shit on the wall, shit on the floor, and pee on the seats.
    :mad:
     
    Chriza and UncaDollas like this.
  12. VarmintSam

    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    169,883
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    24,500
    Likes Received:
    17,343
    I hate working around fatties. Fat fucks always cleaned out the vending machine.
     
    UncaDollas likes this.
  13. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

    Reputations:
    383,065
    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2012
    Messages:
    49,598
    Likes Received:
    42,824

    I get pee on the seat it happens but I'll never understand the shit on the walls or floor.

    How In the fuck does that even happen :dontknow:
     
    UncaDollas likes this.
  14. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    12,036
    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2012
    Messages:
    6,012
    Likes Received:
    2,082
    I swear to god its like clock work. We all take a deep breath when we see him get up to go to the can. It's like oh no here we go again.

    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    LonghornJ likes this.
  15. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

    Reputations:
    66,877
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    72,374
    Likes Received:
    7,935
    Occasionally I'll see shitty toilet paper in a trash can next to the toilet.

    It's the Mexicans. They can't flush tp in Mexico because the sewage is 3rd world so they bring their filthy habits here when they sneak in.
     
  16. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

    Reputations:
    155,138
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    35,533
    Likes Received:
    3,641
    I am sure it's some passive aggressive angsty employee. Pretty fucking nasty.
     
    UncaDollas likes this.
  17. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

    Reputations:
    133,201
    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2012
    Messages:
    31,616
    Likes Received:
    26,975
  18. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

    Reputations:
    102,702
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    68,862
    Likes Received:
    17,034
    Am I the only one that avoids taking a work shit at all cost
     
    Nikki, UncaDollas and AmishGirl like this.
  19. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

    Reputations:
    90,736
    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2011
    Messages:
    30,425
    Likes Received:
    9,991
    why are you looking at urinal pubes? :umunch:
     
    UncaDollas likes this.
  20. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

    Reputations:
    90,736
    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2011
    Messages:
    30,425
    Likes Received:
    9,991
    I would have no problem having a private conversation with that asshole.
     
    UncaDollas and GoshGeeGolly like this.