there's a mush mouth retard who works at mcdonald's drive thru who thinks we friends

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i go thru there like three times a week in the morning for an egg mcmuffin on the way to work (porridge is out for a while. i like my poops less regular.) and she always says the same thing and she sounds like she's got a pile of shit in her mouth: "yawl todle is free nineteen pleez pull ahead und haf a nise dway." an she always makes eye contact a little too long.

    then there's the semi-retard guy who hands me my egg mcmuffin who calls me "bud." "hey bud," he says, and he smiles way too big. like he's making fun of me or something. but his pants are too big and his belt is too tight and he wears 1980s style metal frame glasses.

    but man do i love that fucking egg mcmuffin. expecially when the english muffin is a little burned and nice and buttery.

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  2. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    not nice Dinkus. :nono:
     
  3. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    Is she Mexican? Cause I think I know where this is going.
     
  4. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    bad karma on yourself
     
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    They're probably fuckin.
     
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    McMuffins are gross
     
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    Seriously? 78% of the recommended daily intake of cholesterol in ONE Egg McMuffin?
     
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    I went to Hardees last night after work and I swear it was a woman's voice coming from the drive-thru intercom. I must've said "ma'am" about 5 times. I get up to the window and it's a raging queen black guy with a fucked-up eye. :jj:
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :lol:
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    yeah, that's hilarious. :rolleye:
     
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    Did you guys Christen your new car?
     
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    No, it wasn't my father. :pie:
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    they are making fun of me! i can tell by how the semitard smiles for so long.
     
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    Their brother/sister parents obviously were about 20 years ago .
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    yeah, your dad's not black.
     
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    You only do that with boats.
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that was in really bad taste schmoopy.

    ps: did you get the buffalo blue cheese burger?
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I took your joke away, didn't I?:sd:
     
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    Faggit! Pwned!