There's a puddle of sewage in my basement

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  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Fucking disgusting, landlord has plumber coming over to look at it. None of my stuff is damaged, but it's still gross- and it's a little too close to my washer and dryer. I'm so tired of this piece of shit apartment, but I'm through being angry. Can't wait to move.:facepalm:
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    place gonna smell like ass in the summer
     
  3. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    At least I live on the second floor. There are a few apts on first floor and few on second. Feel sorry for peeps on first floor :puke:
     
  4. Billy Brown

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    Sump Pump. And WTF do you care. You are a renter.
     
  5. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    well it could be worse, you could have been swallowed up by a sink hole
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that's pretty cool. can you see any independent turds or is it just a mish mash of mixed up turds?
     
  7. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    I care because I don't like a puddle of shit occupying any of my living space. That's just me though
     
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    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    It's liquid from what I can tell, sorry no turds
     
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    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    I'll take the puddle of shit anyday
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    is it still there? take some pics and describe the smell to us in detail. use terms that wine tasters would use.
     
  11. Billy Brown

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    That story is crazy!!!

    The earth opened up just to take that one guy. ?!?!?!?!?
     
  12. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    I've got a team of scientists on it now. They divide everything up into categories. I'll post a detailed report later on today
     
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    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    That guy had a pretty shitty day
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    PWNED, faggot
     
  15. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Doo doo baby! I'm gonna poop on you, doot doot. Doo doo butter! :shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit:[video=youtube;sh7B7s3-pGs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh7B7s3-pGs[/video]
     
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    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Take me to your special place, close your eyes show me your face....I'm gonna piss on it. Take a wiff of my Hershey stains....[video=youtube;5vJ4zrB41mg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vJ4zrB41mg[/video]
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    I can't help but think what must have been going through his mind when it was happening...so fucking freaky....It would be so surreal anyway, but if you were drunk or stoned and/or asleep...goddamn...
     
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    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    I would think I was being attacked by aliens or something, completely bizarre
     
  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Lucky!!!

    :c
     
  20. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    I wish they'd clean the shit up already, I'm ready to puff my way to paradise