There's a spider on my desk.

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I saw it crawl across the shelves that sit above the desk.

    Then I heard it drop onto the desk itself and watched it scurry back behind my modem... not TWO FEET from where I'm sitting.

    I can't fucking relax.

    It's here somewhere... waiting to crawl out and onto me.
     
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    FUCK I hate spiders.
     
  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    He's on your shoulder watching you post.
     
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    Don't even say that. I'm gonna lose my mind.

    It's fucking here.
     
  5. Scott

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    She won't hurt you. Live and let live.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    He's on your ankle and gonna bite you. Flamingo slippers won't help ya.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    But enough about me
     
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    They are actually really cute up close.

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    Don't worry- I won't kill it. I can't get close enough to them to kill them.

    But FUCK that spider.
     
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    WHy hello, lovey! :c
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Worst AV ever, you cunt.
     
  12. TYSON

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    Get out of there! Let it have the room, just take the computer and run!
    He'll die eventually then all's well :D
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh hai thar

    Lets fuck K TIA

    :mad:
     
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    They don't die. They multiply.

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    K.

    So how was your weekend?
     
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    You had to post that pic. I have been trying to forget about that pic for the longest time asshole! :pissed:
    Now it's back to haunt me :scared:
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Shitty

    Girlfriend and I broke up

    So now I drink
     
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    :scream:

    I'd rather take a punch in the face from "the man whose arms exploded" than EVER see that in my house.
     
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    Again? I'm sorry to hear that, love.

    You think it'll stick?
     
  20. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Really? Fuck that Nip.