There's an armless prostitute over at the roach motel near my office.

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  1. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I saw her walking over there with a couple of trannys. She has no right arm and her left arm looks like a child's arm (all shriveled up and shit). I'm gonna try to take a pic if she comes walking back by before I leave work. To be continued..........maybe. :wtf:
     
  2. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    jesus. how depressing. don't take a picture.
    bad karma for you.
     
  3. DarkFriday

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    F the karma.

    Pics or it didn't happen :coffee:
     
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    :jj: Hampton Roads baby :woot:
     
  5. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    sadist
     
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    I bet there's a bunch of horny sailors that would hit that in a second.
     
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    don't doubt it, most of those Navy wives are :gross:
     
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    At least she can't stick a finger in your ass to make you come sooner while she's blowing you.
     
  9. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I saw what room they're in. They were just all out on the balcony/walkway. Looks like two trannys, the armless ho and maybe two pimps.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I would let her jerk me off with her baby arm. make cock look huge.
     
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    But is she hawt?
     
  13. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    We used to all go to this bar called Knickerbockers and the navy wives would get all toasted watching the male strippers on wednesdays.....you could usually get at least a blowie from those horny bitches.
     
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    "how much for a handjob?"
     
  15. Lawsy

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    Don't do it.
     
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    Say, it sounds like your office is in a good part of town.
     
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    Fleet would barely clear the breakwater and these whores all have red candles lit in their windows.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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  20. VAsiCkBoy

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    Military Highway......where all the hookers are