News There's going to be a Gretschbaby in nine months

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  1. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Just found out from the IVF clinic that the wife is pregnant. We went through IVF treatment because of a medical issue, and two embryos were implanted. That means there's about a 40% chance of twins.

    Holy Jesus monkey balls, I'm going to be a dad! :faint:
     
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    CONGRATS!
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    there goes the next 20 years of your life. :hhh:
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Oh, no doubt. I'm 38 though, so it's time.
     
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    Congratulations!
     
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    sorry for your loss :cry:
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Congratulations!

    Hope everything works out perfectly. Very nice news to hear.



    F mutt
     
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    I hope everything goes well
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Congrats Gretsch!!!
     
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    Is it hers?
     
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    Name your babies Dawg & Monk :eek:

    :cheer:
     
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    time to hock the guitars and sell the Corvette.
     
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    Enjoy your zika headed kid.

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    recycled garbage!
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Schmoopy have you ever taken it on the chin?
     
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    Congrats!
     
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    Yay! congratulations to you and your wife.


    kids are great. annoying little buggers sometimes but that's why god made them cute. :)