There's Gold In Them There Feces....Experts Say There are Millions Of Dollars In Our Number Twos....

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  1. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    There’s gold in them thar feces: Experts say there are millions of dollars in our poop
    BY DEBORAH HASTINGS

    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS



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    "Game of Thrones" wealthy character Tywin Lannister was said to "s--- gold" — but apparently we all do, geologists say.
    Human excrement contains a fortune in gold and other precious metals, according to scientists.

    Extracting traces of silver, platinum and gold could mean millions of dollars in reclaimed solid waste, Kathleen Smith of the U.S. Geological Survey told a science convention in Denver this week.

    "The gold we found was at the level of a minimal mineral deposit," she said.

    A city of 1 million people flushes about $13 million worth of rare metal down the drain each year, according to estimates in an Arizona State University study released earlier this year.

    Finding a way to remove these metals at waste treatment plants would not only generate money, it would lessen ground contamination by not putting the minerals back into the environment.

    Solid waste is used in fertilizer, buried in landfills or incinerated.

    "There are metals everywhere — in your hair care products, detergents, even nanoparticles that are put in socks to prevent bad odors," Smith said, according to Agence France-Presse.

    Smith is part of a team of geologists testing solid solid waste to identify its contents and then extracting valuable metals that could be sold.
     
  2. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    It's almost as though the Earth is made up of rocks and metals. Crazy to think.
     
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  3. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    somebody posted this a couple of days ago
     
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  4. I invented that

    I invented that VIP Extreme Gold POTY Politics

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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    I'm trying to think of a connection between digging gold and Howard, but nothing's happening.
     
  6. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    OOPS..Been off dawgs since Sunday..
     
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    aerostern Well-Known Member

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    So is the next season of gold rush gonna take place in a manhatten sewer?
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I thought only Shakira did

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  9. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Now that's a nice gold pooper! :D
     
  10. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    That must look good on their tax returns... Occupation: shit expert.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Used a public shit house the other day at the track, went into the stall and there it was in the bowl a pot of gold some 1 left in there.
     
  12. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!!

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    How much goldschlager must a person drink?!?!?
     
  13. trampoline

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    Why do i feel like howard secretly dines on his own shit…always have..very strange eating habits to say the least…hiding steak in his nose n shit….facepalm
     
  14. SorryBoff

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    Thats where Todd Hoffman belongs
     
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